tripod husband

a partner who is typically behind the camera taking photos of their partner. can either be giving or receiving direction. has a good understanding of photography lighting. has heard the phrase "honey, my eyes were closed!" often, and has learned to take multiple pics.

"Have you seen Maggie's vacation feed? Her tripod husband is so good, her photos look amazing"

by Jonny Le February 09, 2023

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Tripod

Someone whose dick is so vast that it is considered to be an extra leg. Hence him looking like a tripod.

“Hey there’s the tripod, Blake.”
“Hows it going Tripod?”

by FloydDaPrince November 02, 2023

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A man with an exceptionally large dick

“Hey Sally, did you see that guy over there?!”
“Yeah his zipper was screaming. The mans a tripod.”

by peachpussy June 07, 2019

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A guy named Tristan with a 28 inch cock. Or had enough sch-meat to use it as a hammer or deadly weapon.

What's up Tripod? There goes Tripod knocking out the customers again.

by ThatoldGezzer55 November 11, 2021

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When you have one night stands for three days in a row.

"Man I had a tripod last week"
"What do you mean?"
"I had a one night stand with Julie three nights in a row."
"You guys together now?"
"No, I haven't seen her since"

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"I am so worn out from my tripod last week"
"Whoah! Who with?"
"I had Julie on Tuesday, Savanah on Wednesday, and then Trixie on Thursday!"
"Woah. Hear from them since?"
"Nope, they went back to Arizona"

by TrixieTripod December 13, 2013

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