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fruit scoot

sombody who rides a razor scooter, and is constantly in the way at most skate parks.
hey that fruit scoot just fell, and the handle bars really taxed his brown eye.
by Nilbert Nullingsworth August 25, 2003
mugGet the fruit scootmug.

shoot and scoot

To shoot your load into a girl and then leave suddenly, never to talk to the girl again.
I was pretty horny last night, so I hooked up with some ugly chick from the bar. It was a total shoot and scoot.
by Joe Smith Johnson February 20, 2008
mugGet the shoot and scootmug.

Boot Scoot

Needing to travel in a hurry (in use, it's understood that the "technical" definition is when a dog drags its anus along the floor; implying a sense of reckless irreverance to the haste)
If we're gonna make the 8:00 showing, we gotta boot scoot!
by Y3Kready March 24, 2008
mugGet the Boot Scootmug.

booty scoot

The restricted dance you do in the car when your jam comes on the radio. The booty scoot generally involves small gluteal movements bounded by the car seat and/or seatbelt.
Man, everytime "Mrs. Officer" comes on the radio I just gotta do the booty scoot!
by retsehcmai January 19, 2009
mugGet the booty scootmug.

piddle scoot

when someone gets really drunk, takes off their pants, sits on the ground(preferably hardwood floor), pisses all over the floor and then scoots around in their own piss like a dog trying to wipe dingleberries out of its ass.
who the fuck invited the chick thats piddle scooting all over the place
by j crisp May 7, 2011
mugGet the piddle scootmug.

Scooted the rooster

Paying the bill before the cock, who is doing it for self gratification, can.
Before Richard could gloat over paying the bill, Bryton scooted the rooster.
by Tcop October 14, 2020
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scoot and floop

It means fuck and go. Have sex then leave. Do you get it Johnny?
David: I had this nice scoot and floop last night

Sandy: what with who
David: with this guy jeffree, he gave me a free wig.
Sandy: dude that guy has like 1270 different types of STD’s!
David: I’m dead now

Pedro the dog: Oooh WIG!
by Kimberly_WigFlipper June 14, 2019
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