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Sphincter Rub

1) A delicate and imprecise act in which the partner about to engage in anal drilling for rectal exploration (in order to look for alternative energy sources; get your mind out of the gutter, people) gently massages his or her arsehole to stimulate, making small circular motions. Lubrication is strongly recommended, especially if you plan to dive in there later on using something else
2) A pain relieving cream for the anus once used in Southeast Asia; was taken off shelves for good in 1997 following a class-action lawsuit stemming from complaints that the directions didn't clearly state the cream should be taken OUT of the can when applied.
3) A grunge band from Seattle. Just not one of the good ones, like Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains. And no, they're not around anymore.
Steve: So, you tried anal with Maggy?
Joe: Yeah man, but don't worry; I was all about setting the mood with a good, spiritual sphincter rub. That, and playing the very best of Hall and Oates in the background.
by Snipediddy September 8, 2005
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velvetine rub

When a lady over the age of 65 loses her teeth and decides blowjobs.
Mrs. Johnson came over last night after her AARP meeting and gab e me a Velvetine rub.
by deeznuts85635 June 29, 2014
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yuppie rub

The effect of become more hipster without noticing due to associating with yuppies
Rusty: "hey man you want a beer?"

Porpoise: "um...yeah i guess, but only if theyve got a porter or some kinda microbatch brew"

Rusty: "dude... are you chafed from all that yuppie rub!?"
by The Rusty Porpoise November 1, 2014
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lunch rub

that special moment you take in the middle of the day to pamper yourself and rub one out on your lunch break, preferably in the breakroom at work...a lunch rub can be solo, or tandem, or group...whatever works for the individual
So, I had a wicked awesome lunch rub today...I'm ready to face the rest of the day.
by Sean Riedel April 12, 2008
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rub job

when a girl massages or grabs a guy's penis and basically masturbates for him
i didnt want to go all the way so i gave my man a rub job
by Calixto November 13, 2005
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rub and tug

A Massage palour - A Place a person goes for a massage and hand relief
1. Allan loves going for a rub and tug.
by Stroker August 28, 2003
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bra rub

when a girl uses her bra to stroke your cock. or tit fucking with a bra on that when a girl sticks your dick in between her cleavage and jacks you off as your dick slide up and down against the fabric.
Beyonces padded bra felt smooth as she jerked me in to her soft cleavage with her bra.
by buddy February 11, 2004
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