velvetine rub

When a lady over the age of 65 loses her teeth and decides blowjobs.

Mrs. Johnson came over last night after her AARP meeting and gab e me a Velvetine rub.

by deeznuts85635 June 29, 2014

Rub the rug

1. When a girl has cum in her pubes and is cleaning it out.

Alternatively:

2. When someone or yourself plays with the clitoris of a girl with extensive pubic hair.

1.
Elissa: Ah fuck there's cum all over my pussy!
Marcus: It's fine just rub the rug

2.
Victoria: Oh Dave I need you to rub my rug!!
Dave: Wait do u want me to clean the wine stain or make u cum

by rugrubber March 20, 2022

yuppie rub

The effect of become more hipster without noticing due to associating with yuppies

Rusty: "hey man you want a beer?"

Porpoise: "um...yeah i guess, but only if theyve got a porter or some kinda microbatch brew"

Rusty: "dude... are you chafed from all that yuppie rub!?"

by The Rusty Porpoise November 1, 2014

dolphin rubbing

When a person rubs a dolphin for sexual pleasure of themselves or the dolphin.

Karen and Matt are perverts. I heard they went dolphin rubbing on their honeymoon

by Tweedus101 August 10, 2015

rub job

when a girl massages or grabs a guy's penis and basically masturbates for him

i didnt want to go all the way so i gave my man a rub job

by Calixto November 13, 2005

rub and tug

A Massage palour - A Place a person goes for a massage and hand relief

1. Allan loves going for a rub and tug.

by Stroker August 28, 2003

bra rub

when a girl uses her bra to stroke your cock. or tit fucking with a bra on that when a girl sticks your dick in between her cleavage and jacks you off as your dick slide up and down against the fabric.

Beyonces padded bra felt smooth as she jerked me in to her soft cleavage with her bra.

by buddy February 11, 2004