Romeo and Juliet

A play that gets more impossible to read the older it gets. Every 9th grade English class has to read it and the teachers love to assign a test for every act, an essay, and lost scene. The story is about two attractive teenagers that have a secret marriage and have sex then they both get really emotional and overdramatic and die. Your best bet to surviving it is to buy a No Fear Shakespeare book.

Student 1: have you started reading Romeo and Juliet?
Student 2: Yeah. We have a test on act 1...
Student 1: Don't worry, the plot is really easy to understand but for some reason the test has quotes that no one remembers...

by Tellatubb May 28, 2012

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rectal romeo

Someone who romances his way into someone's rectum

James is a Rectal Romeo

by Dave Baumgartner October 10, 2006

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the romeo method

The sexual method of pulling a girl into water (pool, beach, bathtub, etc.) with you and kissing her above and under the water. Then followed with proposal.

-I used the Romeo Method on a girl last night!
The wedding is next year.
-Congratulations! I bet it was hot!

by Ο Σκοτεινός Ιππότης March 27, 2015

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Alpha Romeo

A distinguished man who both passions his work and his woman, is a strong leader and developer, has a drive to make strong financial gains and finds that many people will try and assimilate themselves with said “Alpha’s.” It’s an honor to be an Alpha Romeo.

“You better watch what you say to him he’s an “Alpha Romeo.”

by Stud22 March 08, 2022

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