precious bean

An actual angel in the presence of average humans

Phil Lester is an actual precious bean

by SillySillySausage August 17, 2016

dirty precious

When i beautiful Woman named Precious seduces you snatches your soul fucks you within an inch of your life leaves you breathless wanting more tells you to go then she goes and gets more Women

David to Jason "can't believe it the Woman of my dreams seduced me like no other then told me to go", Jason why did she tell you to go" David "cos she got some bitches on the way she gonna fuck some chicks"Jason "Damn it David you just got hit with a dirty Precious"

by Dirty Precious August 30, 2019

Precious Beatdown

When you come home and your parents beat you up like Mary did to Precious when she came home late in the movie "Precious"

Momma: Deonte! Where you been! Just cuz you graduated yesterday you think you all grown!

Deonte: Sorry momma! Please don't give me a Precious beatdown!

by bilatface831 June 5, 2010

Precious Unicorn

1. Being a virgin in college. Like a unicorn they are scarce and hard to find. Either due to extremely high standards of suitable mates or forever alone.

2. An indirect way of calling someone a virgin.

(Randy) Why was Jerry acting so weird at that party? The girls were all over him.
(Lennie) Didn't you know? He's a Precious Unicorn.
(Randy) That explains everything!

by SilverBear92 January 16, 2013

Precious Unicorn

Coronavirus: somebody who flouts government regulations but, when stricter measures enacted due to people breaking government regulations vociferously blames government.

Andy: Bob has strong views on government Coronavirus regulations...
Don: yeah, but don’t you know he’s a precious unicorn

by Gerry Halliwell November 1, 2020

precious onion

When you see an ass so nice it's makes you cry

Leslie has a precious onion

by Amerksmann22 November 27, 2014

my precious

What Smeagol calls the One Ring of Power. He thinks it belongs to him. In fact everyone who ever aquires it becomes madly posessive of it (because it is magic and affects their mind). It really belongs to Sauron tho.

It came to me, my own, my love, myyy preccccccciiiouuuussss

by Dirge June 11, 2004