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The Pinch Who Stole Christmas

A person that promises to get you a sack of weed but extracts an exorbitant "toll" or delivery tax (aka sack tax) without your express permission, by pinching choice buds out and leaving you with sadness. This tax can be upwards of a third of your sack. They've also been known to cover up ther handywork, by putting stems, sticks or pebbles in your sack to accomodate for the lost weight.

This person most often also expects the buyer to smoke him out after the sale of said pilfered bag. The after sale smoke out is customary with any weed transaction, but it stings like salt in a wound when the Pinch expects it even though both you and he know that he has pinched upwards of a third of what is rightly yours.
Gregg: Dude look at this paltry sack Geoff R. just brought over.

Dave: (Laughing) Didn't you know that Geoff is the Pinch Who Stole Christmas?

Gregg: Apparently not. To make matters worse he hung around, not making eye contact for an hour until I couldn't stand it anymore and smoked him out just to make him leave.

Dave: (Still laughing) Yup sounds like the handiwork of the Pinch Who Stole Christmas
by BigBlackBlick October 26, 2010
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Get the pints in

Usually said by "in-the-closet" homosexuals to enforce masculinity within a group of alpha males. It refers to the verb "pinting", which is the art of finding a same-sex lover in the bar, club or pub that he/she is in.
When Graham says "Get the pints in!"
What he really means is: "Let's try and pull as many same-sex lovers as we can!"
by Peter Barnes May 21, 2008
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flipping the pinky

When you use your pinky finger to flip someone off instead of your middle finger. You flip them the pinky because the other person is such a peace of shit that they aren't even worth flipping the middle finger at.
I flipped Brandon the pinky when I saw him on main street, still can't believe that piece of shit fucked my wife AND my dog!

I am flipping the pinky at Janet because that bitch stole every penny I had.
by skinboater November 29, 2017
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Unpack the pineapples

To take off your bra after a long day out.
Girl 1: Work today has been the worst!
Girl 2: I know, I can't wait to go home and unpack the pineapples
by jam7720 January 24, 2018
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one in the pink one in the stink

A version of double penetration where one man inserts his penis in the woman's vagina (pink) and another inserts his in her anus (stink) simultaneously.
Gina loves having sex with 2 guys at once. She just can't get her freak on without one in the pink one in the stink.
by Bonedoctor January 29, 2006
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the pines

a neighborhood in medford, new york, where most of the street names end with pine
blackpine, redpine, scotchpine
alot of drugs and violence around that area
rob-i gotta walk through the pines tonight
tom- watch yourself there, its pretty bad and get outta there before it gets dark
by thatniggachill11232 January 3, 2008
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riding the pine

in sports, when someone is not playing they sit on the bench or if they have been playing badly they get benched.
michael is riding the pine today, hes not good enough to start.
by junkieman January 23, 2009
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