Escape Notch

The penis slit, which released gentelman's relish or urine.

I pee and jizz out of my escape notch.

by LibbyfromSC May 8, 2009

Notch Apple

An extremely engorged and stimulated female clitoris.

Roger's girlfriend get's extremely horny and when she does, she gets a quivering Notch Apple. Roger's loves to suck and nibble on it and flick that magic bean.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015

Top Notch

This is a fabulous expression used by only the funniest slash classiest of people. In normal terms it is an expression of positive agreement but when used in certain circumstances it is both an incredibly sweet and funny way to answer somebody.

Words and expressions such as ponchomania, wicca wicca blazin' squad, sore throat, katie and ellie, ElleGirl, Elemayo, genious and may weeare all TOP NOTCH.

Have fun using this saying and well done to its creator!

Perv nudists are not top notch.

by [katie and ellie] December 30, 2004

Botchy Notch

A wonderful group of friends from the May 2011 BB; nice, wholesome girls who enjoy puppies, long walks on the beach, and the occasional clown; Ladies who are funny and caring; something many aspire to be, but few are able to attain.

Girls who are likely to tell you the truth rather than fill you with unicorn lies.

WINNING, duh.

I heard that girl is a botchy notch! Really? I want to be just like her-- she always is so wise and funny. I bet she is really pretty, too.

by Unicorn de jour May 2, 2011

v-notch

A slang term for saggy vagina.

The girl that i took home to my apartment had a v-notch.

by H00PIE June 23, 2007

Bottom Notch

The tying of the bottom of baggy or flared jeans into what looks like a cool 'top' notch hairdo, except it's made of denim and resides towards the 'bottom' of your leg. Can work as a fantastic life and money saver: Buy those cheap unwanted giraffe length jeans, give them a jazzy Bottom Notch, look cool AND avoid tripping up into a motorway/man hole/Bermuda Triangle.

Why use that hair scrunchie for your blonde locks when you can use it to Bottom Notch those hippie jeans instead?

by westermannah October 17, 2015

Top notch

Perfect quality, without blemish or fault.

Have you seen Terry's new benz?
Oh my it's top notch.

by Em_ dtruth January 17, 2020