say mums

A statement used to replace a term such as "Swear to God" to really put the point across that you're telling the God honest truth. If it's obviously a lie and someone claims "mums", their mum is thought to die.

Person 1: Did you transfer me the money?
Person 2: Yeah bro of course
Person 1: Say mums
Person 2: Mums cuz

by sheskimo October 19, 2020

ya mum

answer to almost anything

you're a dickhead
ya mum's a dickhead

why didn't you go to skool yesterday?
Because of ya mum

by taylor March 11, 2004

Nathans Mum

Dirty Crack whore who i fucked repeatedly while nathan sat in the cupboard stroking his cock while thinking about stelios

I just fucked Nathans Mum while nathan sat in the cupboard stroking his cock while thinking about stelios

by Theguywhofuckednathansmum May 2, 2010

Morgz Mum

Sucks dick. SUB2WILLNE. jill is a nonce. SUB2WILLNE. hahahaha fuck you jill. SUB2WILLNE

Morgz Mum is a gay

by Brooklyn Wyatt’s Mum January 17, 2019

Morgz mum

Morgz mum is a big nonce and scrans meal worms as it is the only thing she can afford. You should unsubscribe from her and sub2willne

Person 1: Who is that
Person 2: Thats the old hag, Morgz mum

by TopShagger69420 September 6, 2020

Mums Brain

This orginated somewhere in Melbourne, Australia and is used to make people believe in what you are saying . its basically the same as 'mums life'

Person 1 : Did you actually drop 50pt in that basketball game"
Person2 : Mums brain I did

by Nigga off that henny June 21, 2021

Kailen's Mum

Hot af

Kailen's Mum is hot af

by GaymobeeMan March 4, 2021