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Cult Lab

A religion that means business.

Unlike most business... rather than selling a product, Cult Labs formulate a chemical bond between guilt and shame, which can be exchanged for money and subsequent satisfaction. Such laboratories are highly effective at manufacturing worry, fear and panic.
Sharon: "That's a very beautiful church?"

Melva: "Oh do you mean that Cult Lab?"
by Alexander87 March 28, 2019
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Lappin Lab

To eat the pussy. Perform cunnilingus. Munching on the Labia aka The Lab. Dine at The Y. Chicken at the Y. Licking the old Vajayjay.
Stan: Hey Joe. What are you and your girl doing tonight? Going out?
Joe: No Braaahhhh! We are staying home. She just called and told me she's all fresh and in bed ready for me to get home. I'll be Lappin Lab tonight.
Stan: Them's good eats Broooohhhh! Good eats.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
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stab lab

John: "What happened to your arm?"
Sarah: "I went to the stab lab on Main Street."
John: "Why?"
Sarah: "I got $20 for donating plasma."
by Mæth November 25, 2015
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lab maj

Feminist alternative to ballsy, adjective for somebody who is willing to take risks, especially with regards to standing up to the patriarchy. Pronounced lay-b may-dge.

Term derived from labia majora, which is the anatomical term for the female homologue of the balls (scrotum)
Amidst a crowd of angry white men discussing legislation to cut coverage for birth control, Sophia made the lab maj move to passionately speak up for her reproductive rights.
by acetyl-choline January 4, 2019
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hit the lab

To work/train on something, usually something sport related
Person 1: Yo you wanna go to the movies Friday
Person 2: Nah, I gotta hit the lab. I need to get my shot right
by mocito May 14, 2022
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Lab Slap

Two hot lesbians grinding their labias in the throws of hot, wet sex. By hand, by didlo, by scissor or mouth it’s a lab slapping good time.
At 11:00 pm every night the hot lesbos next door start to lab slap.

Although they met at the library to study, Carla took Amy back to the dorm and gave her a lab slap till she came.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
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Beat Lab

An electronic device that strictly exists to surf porn.
Commonly this device will have a thin coating of semen and KY Jelly on its surface.
Bro don't touch that computer unless you are wearing a haz-mat suit......that's my Beat Lab.
by TheCreampieKid December 12, 2016
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