nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.

have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?

by iimcrimson February 17, 2025

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Tinder Gauntlet

Hooking up with a different Tinder match every night for a full week week

Jake: you gonna see that girl again that you hooked up with last night?
Brian: nah, I’m running a Tinder gauntlet. She was my just my Tuesday

by wellwelllookwhosinsideagain June 04, 2021

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Austrian Gauntlet

During gay sex, when both men superglue each others hands to the other penis. Then rips it off during climax to drink up the semen and blood.

“We should totally do the Austrian gauntlet now, I’m hungry for some of your cum”
“That right daddy, I’ll go get the glue”

by Slemor_Gaiman November 30, 2023

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The Costco Gauntlet

Eating 1 chicken bake, 1 slice of pizza, 1 churro, 1 sundae, and a bowl of chili from Costco in one sitting.

Yo bro, you wanna do the Costco Gauntlet this weekend?
Yea man, my stomachs gonna hurt though

by IfGodWasAFruit June 14, 2019

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The Sneaky Gauntlet

When your girl of choice (preferably your girlfriend i suppose...) is in deep sleep you slowly and covertly move her hand into place near the cock, forming her hand into the shape of your hand when thus is preparing for masturbation and proceed to use her hand for pleasure.

"So uhhhh lets get down and dirty tonight honey." "Awwee I'm tired. I think I'm just going to lay down to sleep. Not really in the mood." "Ah...Ok i guess...goodnight..." 45min. later. "Gonna try The Sneaky Gauntlet hope she doesn't wake up...or do I."

by Stranger of Danger August 18, 2013

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