Fitzing

To lie, cheat and steal while bragging to the boys thinking you are hot shit.

Mike was fitzing when he hired a prostitute in the red light district of Amsterdam.

by Xhfhbcf March 27, 2024

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Fitz

Fitz is a man who knows no bounds. A man who pays no attention to boundaries and obstacles, he will steal your food but will always pretend he doesn’t. He is a knowledgable and caring fella who will indulge himself sexually regularly with whoever snapchats him (basically everyone). He spends hours shaving his balls and ends up pulling his back out. He is a loyal and kind friend however watch yourself because he is cuttingly honest, a respectable and yet scary attribute. One thing that must be added is how long this man will take to leave a house. However this man is funny and a good person to smoke a lot of weed with.

Where’s fitz? Oh he’s not here.

by Hdhssisnsnsnzj November 11, 2021

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Fitzing the schlitz

When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.

Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."

Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"

Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"

Tim: Commits seppuku

by Larroldo Rivera December 27, 2008

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