a useless subject that should not be taught in schools. it is so that teachers may pick at your work, this subject is unreasonably marked
by AceWaBlamo May 21, 2015
1. A race of people despised by more than half the world. They are inferior to all the countries they tried to colonise, such as Ireland, America, India, Africa and more. They do not excel at anything, especially war.
2. A language forced on many countries which is now being maimed and transformed. Maybe that will teach the pricks not to force it on other cultures.
2. A language forced on many countries which is now being maimed and transformed. Maybe that will teach the pricks not to force it on other cultures.
by Towellie May 28, 2008
A nationality of people who like to eat fish and chips and ride big red buses all day long. They are normally ignorant and rather annoying. The average IQ of a typical English person is around 20 and all other nationalities are roughly 100.
Lets have a English day out (you then proceed to the fish and chip shop via a big red bus). "LETS GOOO TO DA CHIPPY"
by William ShitCunt November 25, 2008
by joe bummer February 24, 2010
Powerful solvent when applied to unstable polymers. Often mistaken for language, culture, and geographic place which we all know did not really happen in the alternate universe in which english dissolves those damn polymers.
After the frightful polymer spill a liberal application of english cleaned it right up. The sun gleamed off the bright smooth surface once the english was used.
by paralllell mr. universe October 02, 2003
The English claim to be Anglo-Saxons, this is a myth invented in the 18th century to ingratiate themselves with their new German king. Their language was introduced by Roman auxilliaries and comes originally from the Dutch but most of its words are French. The people themselves are mainly Welsh with maybe 10% Danish Vikings, their favourite food is curry and they will drink anything with alcohol in it.
Riddled with a class system that dates back to the Norman Conquest, an Englishman only has to open his mouth to be instantly codified and stratified in terms of his town of origin, wealth, education and social status.
Riddled with a class system that dates back to the Norman Conquest, an Englishman only has to open his mouth to be instantly codified and stratified in terms of his town of origin, wealth, education and social status.
by weslangdon April 21, 2013
by sit-yo-fat-ass-down June 13, 2018