Ghost Riding the Dick

Where a girl is riding you, hops off, stands next to the bed and jerks you off.

We didn't have a condom, so Taylour and I were ghost riding the dick last night.

by Rob Cooper VIII January 19, 2013

What The Dick

What the dick is a phrase that is typically used to express frustration, disbelief, dissatisfaction, irritation, and many other emotions.

What the dick should be used only in the most serious of situations.

If you're looking for an alternative phrase that may be used in less serious situations, we recommend using the phrase "What the dicky".

What the dick Blaine; why did you just hit me the face?

by WTDI August 26, 2012

eat the dick

phrase used to silence someone usually after saying something retarded. Or just to shut someone up even if they may have a point. Along with the added effect of ruining nearly any setting.

Todd: "Rich, turn the car off you're wasting my battery"
Rich: "Eat the dick, you use less battery power if it's on."
Todd: "what no it don't!"
Rich: "eat the dick"
-akward silence for the other 4 people in the car-

by Xeb November 13, 2003

Put The Dick Away.

Used When you think someone is acting too high and mighty, or when someone is doing something totally unnecessary.

Oh Man... Seriously? Put the Dick Away!,
President Bush...38 kilatons of bombs? Put the dick away.

by MEEPLE January 10, 2010

Rip the dick

To Rip The Dick out of something usually applies to cars but could be applied to other things. It means that you push it to its limits, thrash it within a micrometer of its bearing shells.

Hes fair rippin the dick oot o that car by revving it up and then doin a wheelie like that. See tire fryer.

by You've seen this happen! February 28, 2005

From the Dick

From the beginning; i.e. A date that was told and promised.

I told you from the dick that tonight we were going out.

by RJigga June 11, 2006

Got The Dick

Got the Dick is like the highest complement one can get ay.

1. That kid there has 'Got The Dick'
2. Dont mess with that kid hes got the dick
man 1: I heard he raped his lemon grass pigeon.
man 2: well he has got the dick
man 1: aw yer ay

by nicholls1993 March 29, 2009