Bigfoot Science

The art of combining faulty logic, false correlations, and prejudices to come to incorrect conclusions. Commonly used by both "Bigfoot Researchers" and Trump supporters.

random noise in the woods Must be Bigfoot! broken tree trunk Sure sign of Squatch activity!

News that scientists studied Coronavirus variants

Bob: Them damn liberals created COVID in the first place!
Sounds like you have been watching Fox News, again, Bob - that's just Bigfoot Science.

by Bigfoot Scientist October 29, 2021

to be Bigfooted

When an individual with extremely large feet (Jarryd) expresses sexual advances towards a fellow worker. "To Be Bigfooted"

I know you want to be Bigfooted by me.

by Herritic July 16, 2023

bigfoot mode

the type of mode where you wake up, stand up, text yuh in a group chat, then walk out the door after getting blackout drunk, end up sleeping on someone's futon, and piss yourself when asleep.

Dude Chad went total bigfoot mode last weekend.

by SleePyJoeBiDen December 9, 2021

Bigfoot Lunch Club

A popular trend in the the Northwest. Just like most any other exclusive office lunch Club this clique is bigfoot themed. The meetings are to discuss all things Sasquatch and are held twice a month to coincide with pay day. In order to get into the Sasquatch mind these are usually held in Indian Buffets in order to eat like bigfoot; vegetarian, and all you can eat!

Hey, you think sasquatch is a vegetarian?

I dunno, let's get some cubicle neighbors and start a Bigfoot Lunch Club and spend two lunch hours a month discussing it.

by Epic Gilgamesh December 12, 2013

Bigfoot’s Teabag

When you dip your scrotum into the bowl piece of a bong, then proceed to light your pubic hair on fire, which then creates smoke for you to inhale through the mouth piece.

Mikey went to grab the bong and i knew he was about to commit the bigfoot’s teabag.

by StrangeSak69 June 29, 2020

Bigfoot

Simply a guy with very very very very big and hairy feet.

Mum why do your feet look as if you stole them from bigfoot.

by Barbirgirlfan69 May 17, 2022

Slug the Bigfoot

A euphamism for a man with substantial pubic hairmasterbating.

"With that '70's dick fro you don't just masterbate you slug the bigfoot"

by The_D0ct0r August 23, 2011