Bigfootitis

Causes your feet to grow more then 16 inches long, the older you get the more hairier they become,If you shave you feet the hair will grow in twice as thick as before. Stay safe everyone

Son;“Mom why are my feet so big and hairy”

Mom; “Because you were borne with a rare condition called Bigfootitis”

by RealLifeIssues January 12, 2022

Bigfoot

Beggin Megan

Megan Thee Stallion

Bad bitch she like 6 foot, I call her Bigfoot. The bitch fell off I said “get up on your good foot”

by Pinklambo7 January 30, 2024

Slug the Bigfoot

A euphamism for a man with substantial pubic hairmasterbating.

"With that '70's dick fro you don't just masterbate you slug the bigfoot"

by The_D0ct0r August 23, 2011

Horizontal Bigfoot

A Norwegian sex act where you get down on all fours and plug beard hairs.

That streamer let me stay in his spare room and gave me a Horizontal Bigfoot last week.

by Not Eethan February 6, 2024

bigfoot mode

the type of mode where you wake up, stand up, text yuh in a group chat, then walk out the door after getting blackout drunk, end up sleeping on someone's futon, and piss yourself when asleep.

Dude Chad went total bigfoot mode last weekend.

by SleePyJoeBiDen December 9, 2021

Bigfoot

Simply a guy with very very very very big and hairy feet.

Mum why do your feet look as if you stole them from bigfoot.

by Barbirgirlfan69 May 17, 2022

to be Bigfooted

When an individual with extremely large feet (Jarryd) expresses sexual advances towards a fellow worker. "To Be Bigfooted"

I know you want to be Bigfooted by me.

by Herritic July 16, 2023