The beets

The feeling of absolute disgust after you’ve consumed a large meal, or hit up Panda Express for the 4th time this week.

Oh God I need to lay down, I’ve got the beets.

by BeetsTheMeats October 09, 2018

Sugar Beet

A woman who’s candy still tastes like dirt after you wash it off and eat it.

We call her sugar beet cause she’s like candy that you drop and wash off but still tastes like dirt.

by Totally Legal Alien June 09, 2022

Sugar beets

Synonym for a man's (not woman's) testicles.

The penis is okay--I just don't know what to do with his sugar beets.

by Shelbicious2010 February 07, 2014

3 layered beet cake

When 3 beet farmers all pile onto each other and rub beets into their skin, always qat the beginning of a full moon.

What do you mean “3 layered beet cake”??? I’m not an animal, Shelia.

by Jessijuh July 28, 2018

Yeehaw my beets

My main vocal stim

Me: Yeehaw my beets
My friends: Seriously shut up
Me: Yeehaw my beets
My friends: *slaps me*

by Gabey Gabe January 20, 2024

beet soup

Beat soup is known to be the period clumps you get in your mouth while eating a girl out on her period.

Yo my girl was on her period and i ate that beet soup up like it was fried chicken.

by henny mommy July 23, 2022

Idaho Beet Factory

When you pin your woman's legs back and creampie her, then proceed to puke in her gaping vag. Shake the hips to stir then squeeze her stomach tight for the tub-girl style volcano

Dude I got so wasted last night I gave that slam piece the Idaho Beet Factory

by IdaHoss April 29, 2023