Thailand Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other

“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”

by ar18enjoyer March 12, 2024

ThaiAnn

A pretty, darkskin, strong intelligent independent woman who with one glimpse of her beautiful smile can change your whole day from bad to good you could get lost in her eyes for days she can make you feel like a king with nothing more than a subtle touch of her hand she truly is an amazing person inside and out she has the ability to make you want to change your whole life not just for her but for yourself simply because she makes you feel so wanted that you will do anything to keep her happy

Thaiann is very cool

by Jammyie April 28, 2024

Thailanese

When a mouth-breather cannot comprehend that a person from Thailand is not Taiwanese.

Where are you from?
Thailand.
So you are Taiwanese?
No, I am from Thailand.
Phillipines?
No - Thai
Ok, so you are Thailanese?

by Doomajarn235 June 20, 2024

Thailand sword fight

when you get two lady boys from thailand and watch them sword fight while masterbaiting and finish on the winnner ( thailand sword fight )

i went on a vacation and did a Thailand sword fight

by huckle berry February 27, 2025

Thailand sword fight

when you get two lady boys from thailand and watch them sword fight while masterbaiting and finish on the winnner ( thailand sword fight )

i went on a vacation and did a Thailand sword fight

by huckle berry February 27, 2025

Thailand Gogurt

The act of putting the closed end of a used condom in the males mouth and pushing the ejaculate out the open end of the used condom into a woman’s mouth during sex

Yo what’s poppin, gave my girl the ole Thailand Gogurt last night, she loved slurpin that seed!!

by The one and only Big Willy February 28, 2026

Thailand Traffic Jam

When you’re running a train on your favorite lady boy in Thailand. The man in the action realizes mid stroke that she’s a lady boy, so he cannot get to climax. Therefore the rest of the guys are waiting in limbo.

“I was next in line at a train running. And the man in the action caused a Thailand Traffic Jam, he didn’t realize Pong was a lady boy.”

by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025