by Novinity April 11, 2025
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All tethers have forbears who came to the lands of North America as colonists, or they themselves are immigrants or the offspring of immigrants. Additionally, they have a disdain for and/or seek to thwart the legitimate aspirations of Foundational Black Americans in some way.
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Insult used by a fringe group of Black Americans who identify as “Foundational Black Americans”. They say it describes black immigrants (namely “melanated immigrants” as they refer to them; with the idea they’re the only “Black” people) that are in the United States to undermine them in order to gain things such as resources and reparations. However it’s mainly used as a disgusting slur to attack Black immigrants (namely Africans and Carribeans). The usage itself is rooted in nativist ideals that mirror MAGA and harbor afrophobia and xenophobia.
“FBA” : Y’all wanna be us so bad! You keep cosplaying as us.
Regular Black person: I’m not even thinking about y’all. You got main character syndrome”
FBA: haha keep lying tether!
Regular Black person: I’m not even thinking about y’all. You got main character syndrome”
FBA: haha keep lying tether!
by RatedNBarnes August 9, 2025
Get the Tether mug.the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)
dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!
by bullets first November 13, 2011
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Get the the tether ball mug.An unconventional method of deciding whether your newborn will have an innie or outie belly button. After the baby is delivered, the doctor asks the mother to stand up in the middle of the room. He gathers his nurses around the mother, and 'serves' the bay like a tennis ball.
It differs from conventional tetherball in that the object of the game is not for either team to wrap the ball around the pole (or in our case, the baby around the mother) a certain number of times in their respective direction, but rather to be the one with the hit that induces the breaking of the umbilical cord.
Since the purpose of the game is to leave to form of the belly button up to chance, the doctor does not cut the umbilical cord down shorter after it has broken, no matter how long it is.
Our lawyers recommend not to play next to windows. While baby's bones are made of cartilage, a high enough velocity can still shatter a window, causing hundreds of dollars in damage. Health care in America is expensive enough as it is; having to pay extra for a delivery in order to compensate for the damages would be a tragedy for a family. (See also: ObamaCare.)
It differs from conventional tetherball in that the object of the game is not for either team to wrap the ball around the pole (or in our case, the baby around the mother) a certain number of times in their respective direction, but rather to be the one with the hit that induces the breaking of the umbilical cord.
Since the purpose of the game is to leave to form of the belly button up to chance, the doctor does not cut the umbilical cord down shorter after it has broken, no matter how long it is.
Our lawyers recommend not to play next to windows. While baby's bones are made of cartilage, a high enough velocity can still shatter a window, causing hundreds of dollars in damage. Health care in America is expensive enough as it is; having to pay extra for a delivery in order to compensate for the damages would be a tragedy for a family. (See also: ObamaCare.)
Person 1: My parents had the doctors play Umbilical Tetherball with me.
Person 2: Oh, cool! *Lifts up P1's shirt* So, you're an Aquarius from 1994!
P1: It's not as cool as it sounds. The game ended with an I.V. lodged in my frontal lobe.
P2: Yeah. But at least you didn't break any windows.
P1: I'm literally unable to wipe my own ass.
Person 2: Oh, cool! *Lifts up P1's shirt* So, you're an Aquarius from 1994!
P1: It's not as cool as it sounds. The game ended with an I.V. lodged in my frontal lobe.
P2: Yeah. But at least you didn't break any windows.
P1: I'm literally unable to wipe my own ass.
by Philonoesis July 4, 2016
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