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tedistic

post having a gummy, someone said the word tedistic, which we didn’t know if it existed. We learned that it wasn’t a word, we decided it should have a meaning. This is the type of stupid thing that happens when you are high.

The definition means….Adjective. The moment approximately 30-60 minutes post having an edible, when you have been sitting silently for a few minutes and you recognize that the thc has hit, and you giggle by yourself because you realize you are high. you are tedistic.
TJ ate his gummy and was tedistic at dinner.
by THC u later July 19, 2025
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Theist

A noun or adjective meaning "Yours."

Used to describe something that is not self-owned, but surrendered to a higher force, power, or fate. Often found in poetic or prophetic language to signify divine possession.
The king stood before the Door. He did not claim it — he whispered, “Theist.” And the Door opened, for it was never his… it was always Yours.
by RodsonTP August 3, 2025
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Anti-theist

Somebody who comes to the sudden realization that they can count the number of wars and genocides that HAVEN’T been caused by religion on one hand, and that maybe mass indoctrination isn’t such a good idea. Cannot stress enough that anti-theists don’t hate people who are religious, they hate the way religions control people from a very young age and how they threaten people with a nonexistent threat if they don’t do as they are told.
All my life I was raised in a Christian household, I was a good follower, I never questioned anything. But the more I thought about it, the more I came to the realization that religion is completely illogical and just doesn’t make sense. I tried to tell my family that I was an atheist, and my dad beat me within an inch of my life. After that I decided that anything that would influence someone to beat their child almost to death in the name of a nonexistent being can’t be just ignored, it needs to be stopped. It was then I became an anti-theist.
by Hail_Satan November 17, 2023
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Doggo-Theist

The idiot's religion. Would literally murder children if the Bible or Quran told him to do so. Completely indoctrinated and usually is anti-veganism because he believes God created animals for him to factory farm. Probably doesn't believe in science or vaccines and thinks the earth is literally 6000 years old and flat because it says so in his book.
Yeah, Todd is a real doggo-theist, I'd steer clear of him or he might try to steal your foreskin.
by jerry3242 June 24, 2024
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