Teacup cougar

A special breed of very short small bodied female cougar that only dates younger tall males.

Check out That guy over there with the short woman, is she his grandmother or is she a teacup cougaraffe?

by Tim the man April 15, 2018

Teacup Pigging

when guys use a teacup pig to attract girls; it usually is not effective but some girls have a weak side for teacup pigs because they are so cute

I'm going teacup pigging tonight to pick up some chicks at the mall.

by squirrelgirl15 October 27, 2012

Tallahassee Teacup

A sexual act in which the giver urinates inside of the receiver's port of entry

Scott poured a Tallahassee Teacup for Vicki last night and now the kitchen counter is all wet

by DudeBaloney February 4, 2024

ass over teacup

ass over teacup (adj.), another way to say head over heels

That Sev dude was really ass over teacup over Jan Strazdes and Val Mcdonald!!

by Sevzilla738 September 17, 2023

British Teacup

Rehan Akhtar

It’s rehan because he’s a british teacup

by Fjionde September 15, 2021

Teacup top

A short sexually dominant gay man

Oh, he’s so short I thought he was a bottom! No gurl, that’s a teacup top

by PS DEEP May 1, 2024

teacup mouth

When you smile with your mouth open

Eww why dose she teacup mouth in her photos

by G$ & Megdawg December 21, 2015