Tampon

A white tubular contraction (plasic/or cardboard) that holds white cotton that absorbs blood that pours out of your pussy during mensturation. Be sure to get the scented kind because your pussy could get kind of smelly at this time.

Girl: mom why is my piss red?
mom: honey ill get the tampons
Girl: I CANT PUT IT IN!

by Estaban Rodreguez November 10, 2007

Tampon

The person in the backseat of a car who sits in the middle. Also referred to as bitch.

I call not Tampon, or;
I'll sit anywhere but tampon.

by Jeff494 September 30, 2005

Tampon

A sharp object inserted while having anal sex. It can sometimes be eaten by wolves and is common pray to Binosaurs and wetbacks. It's very common in masturbation and foreplay. It can smell like shit and is somtimes brown and somtimes it's pink. Normally owned by celeberities.

Nicole Richie went to the store to buy a Tampon but got attacked by wolves and wetbacks outside just moments after her purchase.

by shakabula January 14, 2007

Tampons

a device that girls wear to keep their thongs getting filled wit internal juices (tasty!!)

Susy: Do you ever use tampons

Gina: No, I go all natural and bear it all, can't you see that stain

by I Love Katie and Hilary March 08, 2003

Tampon

The sensation of a giant dick shoved up you ass

Father says: "Doens't a tampons feel like a large dick up in your know what?"

by mamas boy December 21, 2005

A tampon

a piece of metal girls stick up their pussys for fun. also can be as a budget sex toy.

wow..... your using a tampon?
wow.. mind if i try?

by koktopussy November 16, 2020

tamponator

A person who inserts a tampon into what ever orifice they can eagerly find on another person; with or without the consent of that other person.

If you ever come in contact with a tamponator be sure to close your legs and mouth, at least.

by Timothy July 09, 2004