cab switch

The anus of a girl who is really not into anal penetration. If you even go near the switch, she calls a cab to take her home. Men, don't hit the cab switch on a first date! It can ruin what was an otherwise beautiful evening.

Did you hear? Dave and Chris picked up these foreign hotties from a bar out in Montauk, went back to their hotel for some sexcapades. After a little foreplaytercourse one of the hotties jumps up screaming, gets dressed, grabs her cellphone and calls a cab. Chris, that bastard, he must of hit the cab switch!

by Salvator41979 February 11, 2010

magic satchel

A concept similar to hammerspace, though hammerspace is specific to cartoons. In a game, when an inventory item is stored seemingly nowhere, it is said to be put in a "magic satchel." A magic satchel can conform to any size, from a small pill to a large building.

"Dude, where the fuck did Master Chief just put his rocket launcher?"
"It's in his magic satchel, duh."

by Fresnel December 2, 2007

nip sitch

An abbreviation for "Nipple Situation". Most often used to ask how one's nipples are.

What's the nip sitch on that ho?

by Bradikus27 October 20, 2009

Switched up

When someone fucks with you heavy then fuck with a enemy

Damn tony switched up on me for jackson

by uban dictionary 33 November 25, 2018

switched up

When you used to be close with someone and now you're not because they're not who they try to appear to be.They've given you a reason to change up your whole attitude and perspective.You were friends with them and kind of low and now you've become your own and you're on top.

Kim K switched up after she left Paris Hilton's entourage.

by Whatactuallyhappened August 5, 2016

Switched on

Abbrev. "Brain switched on".

Someone who is switched on is alert and intelligent.

That Ohlsson seems really switched on. I think he has a lot of potential.

by Jackson Flames April 3, 2007

Testes Satchel

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.

Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.

by Larry Finster December 27, 2009