surrogate

n. a substitute mother who carries a child for a female who for many reasons cannot 'birth a baby.'

Tyrone and Brie Ann produced such lovely children, he as dark as the ebony keys, she as white as the white keys on a piano, and the children a lovely in-between mocha toned. Barren women had seen Tyrone and Brie Ann's products (shaded like soap opera stars) and wanted children like them, especially boys who were born already endowed.

To make sure Brie Ann had quads, Tyrone masturbated into petrie dish, causing it to overflow. The doctor collected five eggs from Brie Ann and fertilized them in petrie dishes with Tyrone's generous sperm and implated the fertilized eggs in Brie Ann's womb. Since she was carrying the children for others, she was now a surrogate mother even though the eggs were hers. All five matured to term and Brie Ann made five ladies happy nine months later.

There was a question about the legitimacy of these children as Tyrone and Brie Ann had never married.

by Richard Black April 17, 2005

subroutine

Anything a sub does for a dom on a routine basis without needing to be told.

We're headed for divorce. This is the third time in two years that I've come home and you haven't cleaned the house, cooked dinner and greeted me at the door on all fours. You know it's part of your subroutine.

by Len Bakerloo June 18, 2018

Sorrow

the feeling most believe they have felt but have not, sorrow is the highest for of sadness, it is what comes when you see an old love you still love, when arguing with an old friend who you now despise, it will send you in to what feels like hell, but for me has become a reality, a home, from this i have commited suicide on my spirit, but still live, waiting for her to be there, silently waiting for it to come over me and end this pain, it can be misery, or excitement, me it is both, making me feel fully free of boundaries, the experince is diffrent for all, i have been to the edge and back many a time and will happen many more, silently waiting.

sorrow hath overtaken me, leaving an empty shell of a person that can only be revived be the one.

by love loss April 26, 2011

sprrofl

Super-power-rangers rofl
(rofl=rolling on the floor laughing)

"Hahaha how funny is that! sprrofl"

by islandbeztiheimi February 10, 2010

surrodate

A stand-in for a boyfriend or girlfriend so you don't get hit on.

Since her drummer/boyfriend was playing all night, I was her "surrodate" for the evening.

by dbodinem December 10, 2016

surrogate

A type of game where you play with real-life stuff, remotely, over the internet.

That website surrogate.tv has really cool surrogate games!

by seemoregilmer March 8, 2020

sucronym

1: a playful or romantic word used to express amorous feelings or endearment 2: an often meaningless word or sound used to communicate with babies 3: an expression of flattery meant solely for the purpose of gaining favor with a superior; usually insincere

1: "Sweet nothings and other sucronyms can often rescue an otherwise bad date." 2: "Sucronyms such as 'coochie-coochie-coo' can be difficult to spell." 3: "His attempt at using platitudes and sucronyms with his boss to get a raise were fruitless."

by BEH July 4, 2006