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suicide blonde

1. a woman whose hair is bleached blonde due to coloring treatments from peroxide in a bottle. She has to maintain the bleaching periodically but her darker hair roots may be prominent anyway. The term "suicide blonde" is a play on "dyed/died by her own hand", ya dig?

2. a dance-able yet still major ass-kicking hit song by Australian rockers INXS. It hit the Top 10 all around the world in late summer and during the autumn of 1990. It has some wicked harmonica playing. Great stuff.
1. Deborah Harry, Courtney Love, Vicki Peterson, Marilyn Monroe, Samantha Fox, Cameron Diaz, and others are not natural blondes. They are suicide blondes.

2. My ex-girlfriend Susan is a suicide blonde.

3. You want to make her
Suicide Blonde
Love devastation
Suicide Blonde
Yeea-eeaahh!!!

- INXS

RIP Hutch. You were one of a kind but we need more cool people like you more now than ever!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 14, 2011
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Suicidal

Suicidal is when you want to give up on the world and when you want to kill yourself
I'm really suicidal right now
by Rxvenlxve June 25, 2020
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Horny and Suicidal

When someone wishes they were dead but they’re too much of a bitch and want to be choked to death by a dick/pussy but sadly they get none.
i’m horny and suicidal
“same bro
by LyonIsOffline June 19, 2021
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Suicide

The act of getting out of life when it’s shit. ( they are not a coward tho they just need to get out of life for some reason)
She couldn’t take the bullying anymore and committed suicide.

Gossip girl:My classmate committed suicide what a weak bitch
Person with an actual heart:
Hey this is why she did it because of you, you have blood on your hands

( IN NO WAY AM I PROMOTING SUICIDE)
by Thatgirl05 October 3, 2019
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suicided

When someone had too much information & gets murdered but the killer makes it appear to be a suicide.
Mike was found dead hung in his home after he was going to talk about what he knew.
Looks like he got Suicided.
by LunchtimeImam August 6, 2018
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suicide beard

(n.) - Thick, usually ungroomed facial hair grown by an individual when he has ceased to care about life or the consequences of his actions. Suicide beards represent an outward gesture of inner anguish and usually follow traumatic, life-changing events, such as winning the popular vote in a Presidential election, but losing in the electoral college, or witnessing one's beloved dog punted off a bridge by a rogue motorcyclist and subsequently losing one's job as a network news anchor.
Ron Burgundy grows a sweet suicide beard and wanders the streets of San Diego drinking warm milk from a carton.
by Super-Extra August 6, 2007
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suicidal

☠ ⛧̵͈̦͍̞̟̼͚̟̙̜̤̳̥̪͔͔͇̦̹̯͈̦̲̬͕̫̣͓̇̍̀̔̃́̆̄͂̐͑̾̽͛̊̀͒̾͘͜͝͝ͅͅ ̟̩͔͔̜̈́̊͒̀̀͋͂́̈͝☠ ̧̛̼̭̲̺̱̺̘̫̩̯̝̥̥̹̥͕̜͎͔̦̦̙͇̮̻͍̝̺͖̥͕͖̳̰͗̑̉͑̓̌̂̓̚͜͜͜͝͠ͅ ̶̧̡̨̛̰͕͇̞͓̥͔͙̼͉̻̻͔̣̣͍̬̰͚̰̺̟͕̰͋̐̈́̇̀̈́͌͝⛥̶̢̨̧̢̛̠̱̪͎̠̱̲̝̯̥̣̪̗̠̦̭̳͈͛̐̿̋̐͑̀̒̉̂̚͘̕ͅ ̵̨͉̯͓̻̲͍͙̬̖͉̜͍̱̬̪̩̙̌̎̾̈́̏̀́̊͘͠͝ͅ☠ ̢̡̛͖̥̻͉͌̃̈̀̌̍̉̽͋̊̍̄͂́̿̓̽̏̈́̽̔͆̇̄͛̄̓̓̄̀͋̏͆̈́̉͘̚͜͠͠ ̶̢̨͍̗̞̩͙̗̫̺̳̪̘̠͇͔͉̭̫̟̞̬̀̂̽̃̾̓̃̅͂̚͝͝ͅͅ☠̵͚̠̄͊̋̌̍͛͊̈́́̊̿̉̍̊͒͘͘ ̨̧̢̡̨̠̯̻̲̮̳̬̭̼͓̺̣͎͎͈̻̲̜͔̲͙͔͙͙͔̠͇̱̙̗͚̦̀́̔̊̒̂̎̈́̽̄̀͂̆̒̕͜ͅ☠̵̳͎̞̈́̐̄̎̒͛͆̀̈́͒̃̀̃̀̇̋̀͘͝ ̵͕̹̌͛̇͆̃̉̿̈́̑͋͌͠ ̶̨̢̧̢̢̧̛̛̛̻̗̝̲̖̻̞̥͉̱͍̺͚̬̼̩̝̫̙̱̟̖͕͙̠͖̜̖̗̙̻̉̉̑̀̏͗͋̾͑̔̾̐́̓̓̈̓̎͌̇̐͆͘͜͠͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝ķ̵̨̭̫̟͖͍̪͓̙̬͚̙͎̣̪̮̟͈͎̽̈͗̆́̆͂̑̋̎̈́̈͋̈́̒̔̐͆̇̕͠ͅͅi̵̧͈͈̝͈̮͈̺͙̮̞̠̙̎̇̊̇͌͑̅̑̅͊̅̈͆́̀̈́͒̆̅̎͐̽̏̈͘̚͘͝͝ͅl̵̨̡̧̢̡̨̧̲̬̬̞̙͓̬̪̪̫̩̻̤͖̹̩̪̘͈̹̮̹̳͔̦͚͉̘͙̟̼̜̈́̋̃̊̓̚ͅl̵̢͚̦͓̜̮̪͚̜̞̲̣̺̻̱̫̼̭̠̜͖̭̹͕͔͈̳̉̈́̀̎͌̄̈́͗̽̎̓͗͌́͊͗̔̂̓̇̿͂̃̊̚̕͝ ̴̧̡̨̦̥̼̥̣̖̬͉̬̩͎͚͈̬̗͍̺̩̪͕̝̜̥̘͔͍͌̋͌͜͜m̶̛̺͍͖̣̣̟̗͍͇̗̹͖͂̆̾́̿̓̔͒̾̈̿̇̕͜͜e ̢̩̞̦̩̲̙̬͓̞̳̳̺̱͉͈̙͇̰̞̰̠͍̖̼̰̙͇͕͐̈́̆͛̉̐̿̽͒͛͆̋̋̓͗͗̆̍̌̒̚͠͝͝ ̴̧̧̛̱̯̭͈̙͉͎̤̠͍̩̗̩̋͛̏͌̇̾̍̀͋̈́̔̀̽̊̒̏̒̈́̈́͒̇̊̅̚͘̚͘̚͝ͅͅ ̡̡̧̨̰͕͎̺͔̝͙̘̠̱̭̭̙̺̹̘̬͓͓̟̘̩̣̈́̐̈́̀͊̃̔̅́̽̏̊̒̓̈̇̓̔̽͜͝͝ͅ⛧̴̡̛̦̝̹̪̺͈̭̭̲̯̹͔̇̃͊̏̆̓̏̈́́̊̆͛͋́̈̐̓̂̀̋̅̄̈́̈̄͘̕͝͝͝͝ ̶̢̤̱̖̬͕̬͎̯̹̤̖͙̥̪̪̖̼̬̳͆̾͐̒̎͌̔̈́̓̓̀̄̑̔̓͆̏̓̓̊̓́̀̿͋̓̅͋̈́̈̈̑̚̕͜͠͠☠ ̭͉̘̜͕͚̭̰̟͖͙̥̜̋́̇̍̿̕͠ ̵̢̡̢̬̤̝̫̟͎͙͔̱̹̩͇͖̳̦̼̼̱̗̳͓͙̰͙̳̰͎̙̼̞͍̩̽̍̏͛͑͂͘͜ͅ⛥ ̨̺͖̜͓͍̙̳̳̟̃͊̈́̒̋̽́́̇̽͆̊̚͝ͅ ̵̢̛̛̝͔̘͖͔̦̭̼̙̦̳̺̬̯̪̲͆̋͐̋͆̉̏̏̉̽͑̍̅͂͗̊̑͒̌̀̽̍̌̓̌̇̽̈́͐̽̈͘͝☠̵̢̛̯͉̼͈̺͍̗̬̦͍͇͇͖̈̈́͒͛̂͊͆̊̐͑̇̂͑͘͝͠ͅ ̧̨̛̲̹̩̟͕͓̪̳͖̱̯̤̰̪͍͖̖̲̩͍̥͈͙̭̭̺̠̯͎̪̯͙̲̃͗̃̊̊̀̎̐͑͐̏̈́͗̋̆̈́͐̈́͊͋̐̾̆̈̾̄̍̉̒͐̌͊̉͋̚̕͜͝͝͠ψ̶̧̡̮̤̞̥̯̬̜̮̞̹̼̘͇͈̘̼̘̙̻̜̦̬̞̲͈̼̻̀̀̓̈́̈́̇͂̈́̀͊̈̕͜ͅ ̶̦̊̉̚̚☠ ̢̨̫͉̦̯͈̺̪̻̭͉̱̦̺̟͍͎͙̝̞̤̘̟͂̄̇̔̋̅̾̎̽̊̌̇̏̋́̉̎͛̓͆̾͐̿̑͘͜͠͝ ☠
by rayjune September 13, 2018
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