Stonked

To be stoked and stoned all at once

Dude, I just took a massive bong rip and I am absolutely stonked to eat this pizza!

by Stonked2BQueer March 4, 2025

Stonk

Name to call someone who has gone 3-22 in Valorant

OMG your only on three kills you Stonk

by Stonk_ March 2, 2021

stonks

when you trade a full inventory of netherite blocks for one carrot

stonks

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR March 10, 2022

stonks

Literally stocks but just pronounced so wrong and utterly retarded

A: "How much money you makin?"
B: "stonks"

by somerandomretard November 14, 2022

stonks

the best meme ever created it will never die or be forgotten

reddit managed to save gamestop STONKS boi

by stonky boi April 9, 2021

Stonk the Minecraft

To fire artillery on a naval mine ship

Commander, we need to stonk the minecraft!

by bigtony762 February 3, 2023

Stonk

Stonk meme - to talk stonkish. E.g inglish, kemist, konspiricy tearist, spanesh, hac, bertday.

If someone has a birthday they would pronounce it "bertday" in a stupid voice. The voice has is stonkish

by Manstonk November 14, 2020