Stonks

the word "stock" in surreal speak

i hav made stonks price high

by tehc March 01, 2022

Stonk

Slang in da miltary for Artie cannons that fire semi-atomic bombs

Peir ze Germans are coming prepare to launch ze STONKS!!!! "RussianBadger"

by ReconShadow3 September 23, 2021

Stonks

The well-crafted Stonkks meme refers to a bizarre image of the esteemed Meme Man standing in front of a stock market green screen. The bottom right corner of the image reads “stonks.” The man is donning a suit and tie, only further highlighting the business essence of the image.

I will take your entire stonks

by Clipclap July 01, 2020

stonks

stonks is referring to the bald dude from that one meme. usually replacing stocks

gamestop stockholder: STONKS TO THE MOON
some broke dude: damb, I should have got some stonks.

by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF January 10, 2022

Stonks

Stocks and anything like gaining profit and meme man featured, #viceversa
Alternative meme man memes features helth
Hybirds made:not stonks and confused stonks

Me:buys bitcoin
Bitcoin:profit increased from 1.00 to 4.00
Me:stonks
Bitcoin:the profit is dropped from 4.00 to 0.50
Me:CONFUSED STONKS

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) January 21, 2020

Stonks

Stonks, we all know the meme, but did you know it’s actually military slang? I bet you didn’t. Stonks are in the context to military: “a high concentrated bombardment”

Example:
Stonks, *distant explosions*
Hmm yes, Mortar Stonks.

by Slykin May 04, 2022

Stonk

Stonk meme - to talk stonkish. E.g inglish, kemist, konspiricy tearist, spanesh, hac, bertday.

If someone has a birthday they would pronounce it "bertday" in a stupid voice. The voice has is stonkish

by Manstonk November 14, 2020