Stonk

When an individual acts in a fashion of stonkish nature. When someone acts of a dumb nature or does stupid things. Stonks can include Frat boys, dumb kids, skater boys, stoners, aswell as anyone who lacks brain cells

Bro 1: Bruh look at this stonk ass n*gga
Bro 2: He’s always doin some dumb shit. what a stonk.

by kyleemesho August 28, 2020

Stonked

To be stoked and stoned all at once

Dude, I just took a massive bong rip and I am absolutely stonked to eat this pizza!

by Stonked2BQueer March 4, 2025

Stonk

Stonk=gud money

Man 1: me got gud stonk in emerlds!
Man 2:Wow gud stonks!

by Galantisof312 October 5, 2021

Stonks

Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.

Steve jobs hires Sculley
Steve jobs was fired by Sculley in 1985
Steve jobs founded NeXT
Steve jobs sold NeXT to apple for $429M
Steve jobs fires Gil Amelio, Former CEO of Apple after Steve jobs was fired
Steve jobs: stonks

by minecraft_volume_beta January 6, 2023

Stonk

Slang in da miltary for Artie cannons that fire semi-atomic bombs

Peir ze Germans are coming prepare to launch ze STONKS!!!! "RussianBadger"

by ReconShadow3 September 23, 2021

Stonk the Minecraft

To fire artillery on a naval mine ship

Commander, we need to stonk the minecraft!

by bigtony762 February 3, 2023

STONKS

A rise in anything and everything or to invest.

"My friend found a dollar he said, STONKS" "My boss invested in safety he said, STONKS"

by Big schlong boi February 11, 2020