After sexing your missus,pull out and come in her sock and reply "Santa left you something from his fat sack."
Or
On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply
"Santa came early this year"
Or
Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc
Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.
Or
On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply
"Santa came early this year"
Or
Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc
Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.
by O'Shay June 17, 2008

That’s it. Put it to me in my pork stocking.
Rachel loves it when I breed her pork stocking.
I had a BBC in my pork stocking last night. I’m sore and swollen today. Rosebud is tender to the touch.
Rachel loves it when I breed her pork stocking.
I had a BBC in my pork stocking last night. I’m sore and swollen today. Rosebud is tender to the touch.
by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

by PoopMotivation September 7, 2014

Slang term, taken from the name Pippy Longstockings for covertely asking if someone else has meth or crack
by kHAOS pRODIGY May 28, 2018

When a group of guys has sex with a girl then one at a time ejaculates into her. Then the next morning she opens up her vagina to reveal the fluids from the previous night.
Taran and J.r. were bored one night so they met up with Nikki and forced her into a Stocking Stuffher
by dizzytims11 December 29, 2010

A relatively low alcohol, easy to drink, and economical and easy to brew beer; traditionally targeted towards women and homosexuals.
by Bungzilla March 12, 2009

by Gamilon April 16, 2010
