Steak and Oyster Pie

The cum load filled cream pie (vagina, ass or both) of a slut female that has just completed a gang bang with a group of multiple males.

George wanked himself in the corner while he watched his wife receive a steak and oyster pie.

by Eaton Holgoode November 22, 2015

Smead

When an individual fails to clean their anus correctly, sweat starts to builds up causing a thickened sauce like mixture that is usually left on the under garments.

While I was joggin I could feel the smead building between my cheeks.

My arsehole was so itchy today when I scratched it there was Smead left on my finger, it stunk.

by oxgalvatronxo October 10, 2019

Shake my Steak

A command used to tell someone to give you a handjob.

"Welcome to Steak n' Shake. How can I help you?"
"Well for starters I'd like for you to shake my steak."
"Security."

by MerriamWWWebster August 15, 2014

Porcelain Steak

The poop that is left in a porcelain toilet as a result of NOT flushing.

Really now Wally?? Did you have to leave that porcelain steak in my toilet? Couldn't you have just flushed it?

by Billy King Ohio June 30, 2011

veterans stadium

the place where if you don't like philly, you will get your ass kicked

I went to Veterans Stadium to get drunk and kick some New Yorkers ass

by asimon August 3, 2003

Hot T-Bone Steak

Subsequent to anal sex, the male places his poo stained penis into the ear of his unsuspecting partner.

After John buttfucked Rita, he gave her a Hot T-Bone Steak when she least expected it. Now her ear smells like John's used toilet paper.

by J Bonz Boi June 8, 2004

steady poop shaft

It is when your hitting it doggy style and as you pull out she lays a steamer on your shaft that is perfectly balanced.
Synonym: relishing the frankfurter

Josh:”hey Jamie that was one steady poop shaft you laid on me last night.”
Jamie:”ya I just couldn’t hold it.”
Josh:”The stench had me rolling”
Jamie”me too.”

by anonymous December 10, 2020