Status Abuse

The act of posting your entire life onto Facebook and Twitter

John Smith: is walking towards the car

John Smith: is getting into the car

John Smith: forgot his keys and closed the door...
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Ron Smith: Solves you right you Status abuser

by errington1010 March 26, 2010

Status creeper

Someone who obsessively reads and judges other people's status updates on social networks, yet refuses to leave any of their own.

Yeah, Jess knows everything about everyone...I thought she never checked in on Facebook, but I guess she's a status creeper.

by Leashla March 23, 2011

status psychology

When a person is too cheap to actually pay a psychologist for help and would rather put all their issues in their facebook status and hope that their cry for attention will solicit the advice of their friends who are no better equipped to help them than a three day old bowl of pudding.

This is a status on Facebook:

Mary Smith is ALL men suck. Why can't one man keep his word. Oh well, I guess I will be single forever.

This is a response from one of her friends:

Enough with the status psychology session, Mary. Stop whining on facebook and deal with it you whiny bitch!

by soulsurfer78 August 3, 2010

status: hood

To be a badass from the skreets, you got hood status. And damn, even Beyonce wants your nuts.

Beyonce says,
"If your status ain't hood
I ain't checkin' for him
Betta be street if he lookin' at me
I need a soldier"

by ash dizzle March 2, 2005

Status Filler

term used to describe the status update of one who is not witty enough to come up with an original thought, but instead fills in a song lyric or famous quote. "Status Fillers" are used by, but not limited to: bored college student, drunk sorority girl, Glenn Beck (all of Fox News actually), guidos, and all religions (they are most likely to quote something out of a fairy tale book)

"I have a dream" is a status filler

by RealSH September 16, 2010

Status Bomb

A Person, Place, Thing, or comment left on a facebook status update that completely kills off the topic prior to full development.

User: "Why do I get sick so often!?"

Bomber: Obscenity, involving an embarrassing moment, or just overall comment that nobody cares to add too.

"Prolly from all the man chowder!"

The topic is now dead, nice Status Bomb.

by iXist April 19, 2011

status jacked

Finding someone's Facebook/Myspace is still logged in and posting a new status update as them, usually to embarrass them.

John status jacked Jane last night on Facebook did you see? It said she was eating ice cream off of her dogs belly.

by Crin March 1, 2009