A bro statement is a form of statement made online where the speaker begins with the word "bro" to refer to a living subject and follows with a description of a certain action they performed or trait they exhibit. Bro statements are used to point out a trait or action that is humorous in nature and worthy of some level of criticism, either presenting mild, unserious judgment of a trait or action considered weird or goofy, or complete ridicule of a disliked trait or action. Traditionally, bro statements are followed by skull emojis, normally two, to express laughter, and sometimes feature one normal laughing emoji, most likely the tilted variant, to accompany the skull emoji or emojis. Rarely will a bro statement with emojis have only laughing emojis, but they do exist.
A variant of the bro statement is the lil bro statement, where the speaker begins with "lil bro", or in formal spelling, "little bro". Lil bro statements are mainly used for serious ridicule, calling the subject "little" in a malicious manner, although unserious lil bro statements do exist.
A variant of the bro statement is the lil bro statement, where the speaker begins with "lil bro", or in formal spelling, "little bro". Lil bro statements are mainly used for serious ridicule, calling the subject "little" in a malicious manner, although unserious lil bro statements do exist.
Examples of Bro Statements:
- "Bro skipped leg day 💀💀"
- "bro got negative rizz 🤣💀💀"
- "bro just admitted to watching hentai 💀"
- "bro got that Marge Simpson haircut 💀💀"
- "lil bro is built like Gollum from Lord of the Rings 💀💀"
- "bro is mad 💀💀"
- "Bro skipped leg day 💀💀"
- "bro got negative rizz 🤣💀💀"
- "bro just admitted to watching hentai 💀"
- "bro got that Marge Simpson haircut 💀💀"
- "lil bro is built like Gollum from Lord of the Rings 💀💀"
- "bro is mad 💀💀"
by DarkPandaLord May 03, 2023
Why is it that when DR. JORDAN B. PETERSON makes Pro-Hitler Statements like "You have to admire Hitler! He was an organizational GENIUS!" The Jewish owned Daiky Wire will defend him to the death (From ME specifically) But when Kanye West says "I love Hilter" because, like Jesus, he loves everybody he is IMMEDIATELY EXCISED from the Daily Wire and removed from social media?
Hym "And the funny thing about Jordan Peterson is that he is ALSO using Hitler-Style rhetoric! With his 'Psychogenic epidemic' rhetoric and Saad Gaad's 'Thought Parasites'and even Vivek Ramaswamy's 'Wokism is like a cancer that needs to be cut out of society' and I QUOTE DR. JORDAN B. PETERSON HERE WHEN I SAY THIS: 'And then he (Hitler) moved into the broader political sphere and started to target the people he considered impure as parasites and capitalized on the behavioral immune system and peoples intrinsic sense of disgust' And what (exactly) did Jordan Peterson do as soon as he 'Moved into the broader political sphere?' Capitalizing on the behavioral immune system. But Kayne West make one pro-hitler statement and BAM he's gone. This is wild guys! You were making a pretty convincing argument on the 'We'Re nOt NaZi GuYs' front and then you lose and election and then you default STRAIGHT TO NAZI. From 'We'Re NoT nAzI' RIGHT TO NAZI at the drop of a hat. You couldn't possibly have fucked me any harder here. You would need to cut all of you dicks off and sew them all together into one giant super-cock to fuck me any harder than you already have. Fuck!"
by Hym Iam August 27, 2023
Karen- "Josh is SOOOO tall!"
Frank- "Actually, Josh is only 4'1", that's an upper statement..."
Karen- "Scoff*"
Frank- "Actually, Josh is only 4'1", that's an upper statement..."
Karen- "Scoff*"
by Calymonkey April 04, 2017
When people put together different fashion trends or try to being back a past trend and it just doesn't work out.
I am not sure that headbands were ever really a female fashion hit, but I can tell you that Mia made a huge fashion mis-statement with that one tonight. She looked silly.
by Djsparty July 08, 2010
"so sometime i can only eat half of a sandwich because the other half is gross to me"
damn that was such a sandwich statement
damn that was such a sandwich statement
by dicklick101 October 24, 2009
Resolveational Statement (also referred to as - resolvational)
'rə-zäl-vā-shuh-nəl stāt-mənt
noun
1. A resolveational (resolvational) statement is a clear, purposeful declaration of intent that arises from the process of Resolveation—the internal decision to commit to personal evolution and purposeful action.
2. A resolveational statement focuses on a firm, unwavering decision to align one's thoughts, actions, and willset with core values and long-term goals. It serves as both a commitment and a guiding principle, driving deliberate action toward self-mastery and continuous growth.
3. Rooted in Resolveation, the resolveational (resolvational) statement is the external expression of one’s inner resolve, crafted to guide behavior and ensure that one's aspirations are actively pursued in daily life. It emphasizes intentional evolution, personal accountability, and the integration of resolve into every aspect of life.
'rə-zäl-vā-shuh-nəl stāt-mənt
noun
1. A resolveational (resolvational) statement is a clear, purposeful declaration of intent that arises from the process of Resolveation—the internal decision to commit to personal evolution and purposeful action.
2. A resolveational statement focuses on a firm, unwavering decision to align one's thoughts, actions, and willset with core values and long-term goals. It serves as both a commitment and a guiding principle, driving deliberate action toward self-mastery and continuous growth.
3. Rooted in Resolveation, the resolveational (resolvational) statement is the external expression of one’s inner resolve, crafted to guide behavior and ensure that one's aspirations are actively pursued in daily life. It emphasizes intentional evolution, personal accountability, and the integration of resolve into every aspect of life.
Example:
"In my morning resolveational practice, my resolveational statement was: I resolve to act with purpose and align my daily habits with my values."
"In my morning resolveational practice, my resolveational statement was: I resolve to act with purpose and align my daily habits with my values."
by Possibility Advocate September 16, 2024
“Star Wars fans believe their creator's have destroyed their brand!” Well, that is a blanket statement, just because a show or movie doesn’t make everyone happy it is very manipulative to speak on behalf of everyone else. I’m talking to you content creators on social media. It’s pathetic to trigger people so they can click on your story or ad. Hate does not sell, it’s just depressing and bullish. You know who you are.
by DogThatIsFrankie January 15, 2025