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Stagaversary

An annual holiday for men to celebrate the anniversary of a stag party by leaving the confines of normal life behind and religiously obeying only three rules:

a) No-one is a stag;
b) Everyone is a stag; and
c) Everyone behaves like a stag
It is Doug's stagaversary this weekend, watch out
by Alan's beard May 21, 2013
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cage-stage

A Calvinist Christian who is obnoxiously opinionated about theological matters. So named because the person would be more appropriately kept in a cage until the phase passes and they can be more charitable about it all.
Don't even mention religion to that guy: he's full cage-stage, and you'll never get him to shut up.
by Gudinover October 21, 2019
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stage fright

Period of time that elapses when two males stand next to each other at a urinal to pee. This extended elapsed time before the piss comes out only occurs because of the presence of the stranger next to you and disappears when the muscles finally relax (or the other person leaves).
I stood at the urinal for 5 minutes because i had stage fright.
by BigWillyStyle August 24, 2004
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stag fag

a gay man who only falls for straight guys, and will spend a lot of emotional energy on them and think that they are in a kind of relationship-be it a buddy-buddy, mentor-protege, whatever, that is mutually beneficial. All the while the straight man loves the attention and the affection, and the gay man avoids any real possibility of intimacy.

female equivalent: fag hag
Jack is such stag fag-all he does is hang out with Ryan, buy his little kids toys, and he keeps blowing off any opportunities to date--
by loccitanatexan July 1, 2006
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Stacy's Mom

Hot MILF. Based on the popular song by Fountains of Wayne.
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on.
by Stacy February 22, 2004
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stag night

Man only party.
yo, football tonight guys! it'll be a stag night.

Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
by yoyorks December 15, 2008
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Stage Five Clinger

1. A potential romantic and/or sexual interest who quickly reveals him or herself to be too forward and needy. A pursuit that one suddenly realizes one must at once stop pursuing because they have, in turn, become the pursued. Fatal attraction to the extreme, indicated, most often, by excessive communication across various media, simultaneously (texting, email, Facebook, Twitter, postal mail, showing up at your place of work and/or school, phoning you, until you finally reply, and often relentlessly even if/when you do).

2. Also, Stage 5 Clinger. Same meaning as above; a person to whom one is not mutually attracted, at least not near so intensely or desperately. A person who makes inordinate assumptions of commitment and intimacy when in reality there is absolutely none, since both parties have not logically had enough time to commit or get close, nor shall they due to the clinginess.
1. "Bro, the date last night with Cheryl bombed majorly--total Stage Five Clinger. Woke up this morning to 563 texts and the emails are still comin' in...wants me to meet her parents and be her 'first'...."

2. "Ugh. Stage 5 Clinger. 'Nuff said!"
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
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