said the serpent to the snake

meaning hypocrite, simlar to the phase "pot calling the kettle black." origanates from otep's "sepsis"

Molly: you have way to much free time.
Rya: said the serpent to the snake.

by The only smart person in the world April 13, 2006

Dirt Serpent

A female (generally one who is not overly attractive) who lives not only a promiscuous, but trashy existence. Common traits of Dirt Serpents can be high tolerance of alcohol, poor fashion and style sense, inability to dance, crude and vulgar conversational skills and of course lacking sexual scruple's.

Bill: Britney Spears is such a dirt serpent
Ted: Yeah man
Bill: I'd still fuck her though
Ted: Oh yeah for sure!

by Geordie97 January 31, 2008

Spendonomics

Spendonomics

The belief in the economic theory of Spendenomics in which you can SAVE money by SPENDING money or by BUYING things on sale that you don't need. Closely related to Mommieconomics.

I was using the theory of spendonomics when I bought the lawnmower on sale. Now I am uncertain which closet in my apartment I should store it in.

by Tomicus April 6, 2009

sopenko

a spanish word meaning
retarded, stupid, dumbass

friend one: you are a sopenko

friend two: yea he is

sopenko: what is that?

friends three and four: dumbass!!!

sopenko: no im not, i just want to know wat is sopenko

by Mr._mexicano:. June 19, 2009

Spen 10

Refers to someone who has just smoked a large joint

I just had a massive spen 10 with my girlfriend

by Levvi May 5, 2011

spencerized

A very sad and unfortunate situation turned cheesey, romantic, and adorable.

Wow I was having such a crappy night and it was completely spencerized!

by CringeyTrash December 29, 2016

Spencering

The practice of finding out which gambling market a friend or colleague has backed and then proceeding to copy the bet which subsequently loses. This custom is known as 'Spencering' whilst the person committing the offence can be referred to as a 'Spencerer'

Past tense: to be 'Spencered'

The 'Spencerer' is a wily animal and will often only join a bet when the odds have shifted into his or her favour. However, within moments of their participation, the wager can easily be observed going down the shitter.

Should one encounter a 'Spencerer' it is extremely advisable to maintain a cloud of secrecy. On no account should a 'Spencerer' be allowed to gain knowledge of ones wager.

I told Richard the horse I backed in the 3.20 at Aintree. It looked like a winner all the way until I realised I'd been Spencered by that cunt Richard! He is always Spencering my bets, the total dick!

by Hosethe_daddy February 4, 2019