squork

To be exceedingly dorky, and or silly beyond the levels of social acceptance.

You are such a squork!

by Donald Kramer May 16, 2008

squoze

Pastense of squeeze.

Appeared in poems by E.J Brady (1869-1952). First appeared in his publishd works titled "The ways of many waters" in 1909.

From his text "I kissed her for her mother, I gev'er one, two, three, I squoze her for her brother"

Can be found at the university of Sydney library web-site

by John Roberts March 22, 2004

Squode

A square/block-like penis. Much like a chode, but more square and may have sharp or rounded edges. A big squode would be 5cmx5cmx5cm.

You have a squode, I can see the block where your crotch is.

by Dragonfrost57693 July 16, 2010

fresh-squozen orange juice

Old-fashioned orange juice, squeezed from actual oranges, not frozen or from concentrate. (as opposed to fresh-frozen orange juice, which is not really fresh any more)

"This O.J. is delicious. "
"Yes, it is fresh-squozen orange juice, not frozen or reconstituted."

by BenGM July 7, 2009

squoze

the wrong way to say squeeze for like past tense

"i squoze so hard i stopped ur heart from beating"

by gorgeous May 8, 2005

Squozed

The past tense act of squeezing.

Can be used as Squozen as well.

Jules "Yummm, that some freshly squozed lemonade."
Monica "What the fuck is squozed, do you mean squeezed?"
Jules "It just sounds cooler, bitch."

by icecubebaby99baby September 3, 2007

squoctopus dance

a dance performed holding a violin in one hand, a bow in the other hand, sitting in a chair, tapping both feet and waving the violin and bow around in the air above your head.

"look at that blond kid doing the squoctopus dance. he must have no life."

by lolstandpartner October 22, 2009