Squishy Pants

Basically a mommy's boy. He appears to be a bit fruity at times and likes to be babied. He's a softy but not in a good way. He also may be a bit of a chicken.

I would never want to date him! He's such a squishy pants!

by HarnMonster January 28, 2010

squishy jam

The act of sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis. Squishy jamming is often very embarrassing and extremely frustrating. A not uncommon side effect of heavy alcohol abuse.

Melissa and Pat are always making embarrassing peanut butter and squishy jam sandwiches.

by Dr. Porkenstein October 25, 2010

Squishy Pap

A dog which, when you pinch the skin on the side of it's face, the skin is easily manipulate and can be stretched to great lengths.

"look at this dog, he's a squishy pap"

by LupuSamor January 6, 2017

Squishy Mustache

Society of Qualified Unprofessional Individuals Seeking to Help You Muster Up Stamina to Acquire Cuddly Hugs Earth-wide.

Are you a representative of squishy mustache, bro?

by thunderbash June 27, 2011

squishy snail

When a man presses his limp penis and testicles against a glass shower door.

Chris was in the shower as we were getting ready to go out to dinner and thought he needed to show me his squishy snail.

by Spidermonkey317 December 17, 2016

Squishy Nuns

When your balls are squishy like a nun’s titties.

Girl, guess who got them squishy nuns.

Aye baby, lemme suck on those squishy nuns.

by CupKaykke May 11, 2018

Squishy slap

It refers to the noise of a silicon squishy which sounds like skin slapping on skin. It refers to having rough sex.

Person 1: hey, wanna squishy slap later?

Person 2: omg- but what about in the airplane seats?
Person 1: we can do both ;)

by NaughtySquishy November 14, 2021