Square Rooter

Somebody who only looks out for themselves. They will do whatever they have to do, to make sure they come out on top. They will hurt anyone in the way. It always comes back to themselves winning.

Tommy, wouldn't train with the guys cuz he said his truck needed repair, so he would stay back and fix the truck while his boys sweat in the 100+ degree summer training. Tommy really square rooted his way out of this one.

Fritz doesn't like to work on holidays. So he calls in sick weeks before and stays out the whole time. He thinks because he does it 2 weeks prior that he has more ground to stand on, but everyone knows he was gonna do that because he's a square rooter.

by Wakafaluka waka waka June 23, 2011

Squirrel Bushing

v: the act of a woman inserting a squirrel head-first into her vagina, while leaving the bushy-tail outside of her body.

"I saw it! She has a hairy penis!"
"Naw man, she's just squirrel bushing."

by onceandfuturekingofspain May 25, 2013

Pube Squirrel

1.) A large amalgamation of pubic hair collected over time, that closely resembles a small woodland mammal. Mostly in and around the toilet and bath tub area. (Most squirrels hide nuts, most nuts hide squirrels)

2.) Pube Squirrel aka pub-ba-kis maximus; a wookiee-like cluster of scroto-centralized pubic hair lurking behind the base or seat of the toilet.

"I swear I saw that pube squirrel move!"

"Dude, you have a pube squirrel hibernating behind the toilet seat."

"Thats not a dust bunny! Its a pube squirrel!"

by Ghostzer0 March 5, 2008

Sunday Squirt

1: Your weekend closer. The last booty call before you start the work week.

2: A Sunday afternoon outdoor patio/bar party with chill, good energy and perfect vibes.

I wanna head down to the Sunday Squirt and see if I can’t find ME a little Sunday Squirt.

by BrowntownStL January 18, 2021

Square Brown

This definition is another term for swear down

1 : ‘Did you really punch that lad in the face last night’ 2 : ‘yeah square brown I did’

by misterrrjosh October 11, 2021

sketchbob squarepants

(adj) Hilarious way to describe a person, place, or thing as suspect, questionable, unsafe, dishonest, or disreputable. A play on words that nonsensically incorporates reference to cartoon character, Spongebob Squarepants.

synonym: sketchy

Whoa, duder! That wiring harness under your car looks sketchbob squarepants.

by Bozo McScrotus May 18, 2016

Squareface

Someone who enters an extreme state of sexual desires. They will release the tension either the easy way, or the hard way.. the victim has the choice.

Edward is a squareface tonight man I’m scared of what might happen to me.

by bonerhead69 July 17, 2018