donkey squanching quy

A stout ass chod who hangs his ass in the closet and Jacks it off till it cums in his face

Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!

by Krazy Quyliller November 6, 2017

Squnch

A cute, shapely pudgy girl.

I met this great little squnch at the party last Friday.

by Gludge October 26, 2013

Squnch

The act of being squishy and crunchy at the same time.

The marshmallow's in the lucky charms is very squnchy

by Scodyin May 21, 2009

squanched

Beyond fucked up. One may become chronosynclastic infundibulum.

Person 1: I just took 10 dabs off the rig
Person 2: Are you feelin squanched yet?

by atrueintellectual November 28, 2018

squnch

The sound made when two vaginas are rubbed together.

Giselle and Tom Brady rubbed their vaginas together and i heard a squnch.

by FuzzyBandit January 25, 2011

squench

An ugly wench. Typically a wench that is overweight and disgusting to look at.

There were squenchs about that made me nearly vomit.

by Reded January 27, 2007

Squanchasorisrex

The biggest possible form of a squanch

Everyone in Nickelback is a Squanchasorisrex

by BryDak October 27, 2008