Squilt

The blanket, or quilt, that you must place on the bed before fucking your gusher girlfriend.

"OH Shit, I forgot to put the squilt down and now there's pussy juice on the sheets!"

Darin hasn't washed the squilt and it's starting to stink.

by Munge Master February 12, 2010

Bitch-squiler

A friend or classmate who, to the dislike of others, strongly states his opinion.

Will: Gay men should have the right to change in the locker room.

friend: Will, you're such a bitch-squiler

by John Green Lover August 8, 2010

Squall vs. Luigi

A match held on gamefaqs between two video game characters in 2003. Luigi is Mario's brother from the Mario games while Squall Leonhart is the main, un-socialble character of Final Fantasy VIII.

Before the match, everyone the Sc2k3 board said that Luigi would obliterate Squall. After all, Final Fantasy VIII was hated by a lot, and Luigi had a good fanbase.

When the match began, Luigi took the early lead, and a user named Advanced Warslord announced that Luigi is pwning, Squall has already lost.

Later on as voting continued though, Squall took over the lead...then every 15 minutes, it grew...and grew...and grew.

Eventually, Squall had a big lead, and by morning when most people were waking up, the chaos began. Squall had taken 60% of the votes and everyone began to go insane. Nintendo fans said "bleep it" while FF8 fans celebrated. At least 10 users account suicided. Other than Mario vs. Crono, this match has been the most popular one ever held on gamefaqs.

The match may have been caused by a game known as Kingdom Hearts which boosted Squall's popularity since he was a cameo. People now think this game also boosted Cloud Strife's and Sephiroth's popularity, which created an all-FF7 finals. This factor though is still under debate.

I remember Squall vs. Luigi...it was fun.

by maplejet March 25, 2004

squirl

1. A guy who basks in his own faggotry.

2. A weirdo.

Cheyenne: Dude, Michael's a fucking squirl.
Jacob: Fuck yeah.

by Straightstraight March 4, 2009

flying squirl

when a male spreads his scrotum and jumps off an object in the house onto his sexual partner.

"I almost broke my neck when i slipped off the dresser performing the flying squirl last night."

by J.J. Poopface May 17, 2006

Squidly

The act of getting goddamn fucked up

Ex: shelby wishes she could still get goddamn squidly

by Haley damron June 13, 2016

blonde squall

1) A blonde teenage male who acts similar to squall leonheart
2) tidus
3) A blonde teenage male who is extremely vain, a manwhore, two faced, a gossip, and wears a lot of black pleather and eyeliner.

"Tyler is such a blonde squall."

by Zell_of_Lincoln July 20, 2008