Squib

A Member of Bangor Quidditch S.Q.U.I.B ( Society of QUIditch in Bangor), Bangor University's (Wales) Quidditch team.

I'm proud to be a squib.

by BangorQuidditchSQUIB March 5, 2013

squib

<Noun> A member of a pure-blood wizarding family with no magical powers because of some defect in the person's anatomy.

The janitor at Hogwarts is a squib, and cannot perform magic of any kind.

by Cornelius Fudge, Minister of Magic July 12, 2005

squib

A kid who can not function as a normal human being, often obsessed with pop culture or magic.

"Look at Greg, what a squib."

by Whhhaaaat? January 28, 2005

Squidy

One who is strange in nature and has no obvious feelings for anything or anyone except that of themselves and is a treasonous beast for gluttony.

That kid is such a squidy.

by Revolution of the Jeeblots June 11, 2006

Squib

The condensation between the base of the scrodem and the anal opening (usually caused by stress, work, or an intense game of hockey). This is the primary cause of male chafing.

Dude, I got so much squib its leaing through my boxers. Got a kleenex?

by Butcher1977 February 5, 2010

Squib

One who does not know how to work freeview

"oi change the channel, oh wait you cant your a squib."

by theresareasonwhyshescalledruff May 17, 2008

squibwibdib

kickass word that means nothing

woot

by Nitro March 2, 2003