Squag

Squag is the meanest bitch in town who walks around with wrinkles and tennis balls on her walker and has saggy cheeks in all areas . A flappy fanny with bad odour she is often found lurking in the gay bars for threesomes looking up youngens and lets it all hang out.Her tits reach the floor stepping on them as she walks. She smells Like fish and rolls in mud and lives under a bush. You will only find her once in a blue moon so hug her when you did she is a lonely except her 5 best friends And one supper best friend who should be in a mental hospital if anyone ever hears their conversation. She also loves watching people's heads being cut if by a lawnmower in scream queens. Falls down the stairs when drunk and has her ass hanging out when she fall of the sofa. But she is the best person ever. Followed by unicorns and rainbows.

Here comes squag hug her but Don't step on her tits.
Happy birthday girl.xx

by Amber-rose,walrus January 7, 2017

squanky

Another word for friend.

My bestest squanky, I lovehyou.

by Lovelytoes June 27, 2007

Squano Sex

To have sex in the rectum as squirrels do hanging or leaning on a vertical surface, going in and out very fast and then slowing down over time to come to a stop. The female is on the vertical surface while the male hangs on and makes love.

John and Sally had squano sex while leanig on the wall.

by Josh G. January 26, 2004

Squanchy

When your balls are so hot and sweaty that they stick to your thighs

God damn, my balls are so squanchy it would take pliers to remove them from my thighs

by Viking Nuts May 20, 2015

Squaggy Snatch

1.) A vagina which is mushy and soft due to wearing out and softening of vaginal wall muscles from getting past 36 years and 36 men but still has an abundance of free flowing lubricating juices, as soon as it comes in the vicinity of a penis.
2.) A loose pussy which freely flows with the go-go juice.

My sugar mama has a squaggy snatch.

by Shazz Spazz February 5, 2008

Squag

Person who licks monkey balls. Queer. Jerk. Person who trick people into thinking that someone isnt really the person they thought they were via text message.

cole is such a squag!

by SquagHater June 28, 2011

Squange

More commonly referred to as the vulva, squange is the external portion of the female reproductive system.

"Man, I love donning my latex gloves and double-punching some squange!"

by Hugh Jovaries April 27, 2009