A phrase popularized by Keanu Reeve's character Neo in The Matrix, acting as a turning point for Neo's mentality regarding the reality of the Matrix.
'There is no spoon' implies that, despite all visual, physical, or mental evidence to the contrary, the thing in question does not exist.
'There is no spoon' implies that, despite all visual, physical, or mental evidence to the contrary, the thing in question does not exist.
A man walking in the desert sees an oasis appear as from nowhere. "There is no spoon." And he walks away.
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"Dude, I just saw Bigfoot! Man, he was right there!"
"There is no spoon."
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"Dude, I just saw Bigfoot! Man, he was right there!"
"There is no spoon."
by LouisTsunami November 12, 2009
Get the There is no Spoonmug. by nichosal December 20, 2013
Get the Spooningmug. A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.
by Jeff K October 2, 2002
Get the Spooningmug. 1. An eating utinsel, usually made of twisted metal, but can also be carved from word or shaped of perceline. Can also be carved of marbel and is often considered one of the most idiotic things to collect.
2. A type of "pipe" used for smoking various combustible substances, usually affiliated with marijuana.
3. A type of cuddling in which the male lays back and the female positions herself, resting with her back against the male.
4. A type of sex similar to the above definition, but the man's penis is inserted into the womans vagina as she rests against him.
5. A band that came out of Texas and is widely exclaimed.
6. An insult that could be used against a mentally retarded or dense person. Can also be used against someone cought in the act of acting stupid.
2. A type of "pipe" used for smoking various combustible substances, usually affiliated with marijuana.
3. A type of cuddling in which the male lays back and the female positions herself, resting with her back against the male.
4. A type of sex similar to the above definition, but the man's penis is inserted into the womans vagina as she rests against him.
5. A band that came out of Texas and is widely exclaimed.
6. An insult that could be used against a mentally retarded or dense person. Can also be used against someone cought in the act of acting stupid.
"Ned, I do not understand why you INSIST on colecting so many of these blasted SPOONS!"
"Hey man, bring your best shit over tonight. I got a new spoon!"
Reggie and Catherine were spooning by the fire, just to enjoy each others company.
Ted's favourite position is spooning.
Times magazine did a cover story on the new hit sensation "Spoon".
"Oh my GOD, Fred! You are such a SPOON!"
"Hey retard, why don't you go back to your mommy and speak in spoon to her?! *assumes a steriotypical 'retard' position by placing hand limply thumping against chest and adjusting face to look stupid* Durrr, durrr, durrr!"
"Hey man, bring your best shit over tonight. I got a new spoon!"
Reggie and Catherine were spooning by the fire, just to enjoy each others company.
Ted's favourite position is spooning.
Times magazine did a cover story on the new hit sensation "Spoon".
"Oh my GOD, Fred! You are such a SPOON!"
"Hey retard, why don't you go back to your mommy and speak in spoon to her?! *assumes a steriotypical 'retard' position by placing hand limply thumping against chest and adjusting face to look stupid* Durrr, durrr, durrr!"
by Kazaaar Dereph E'Nairon November 5, 2008
Get the Spoonmug. by emohammers December 10, 2003
Get the Spoonmug. An eating utensil, which, contrary to popular belief, was not invented until the 15th Century, by the English nobleman Gerald F. Spoon. The invention of the spoon played a major role in the rise of the artistic Renaissance, as artists, especially those in Italy, no longer wasted large amounts of their time eating soup with forks, and, thus, were able to devote more time towards their art.
"Now that I've finished my soup in a timely fashion by using this new utensil called a spoon, I'm able to paint this portrait of Mona Lisa." -Leonardo Da Vinci
by ovaltinejenkins15 October 1, 2017
Get the Spoonmug. I'm going to fucking kill you with this spoon!!
by Br0k3n L1eZ August 14, 2008
Get the Spoonmug.