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spoking

the act of smoking paper in a rolled up fashion acting as a cigarette however just smoking paper
i ran out of cigarettes so i started spoking
by dlnproductions November 15, 2016
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Spoke

Spoke, a new type of social media platform, is a follow-based mobile application that allows you to record, interact with and listen to 12 second voice notes.
OMG guys, did you hear what Beyonce posted on Spoke yesterday?
by AwesomeApps July 27, 2016
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poke my spokes

When asking your girlfriend in front of other people if she will peg you later when you get home.
This party is whack. Id rather go home so you can poke my spokes
by Grumpy gilmore April 27, 2021
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Pushing in the spokes

Jail term for pushing in one's spokes
Look at your butt hole.....it should look like bicycle spokes, therefore someone be pushing in the spokes
by Spam Creator June 28, 2010
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What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
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Spoke

Pronounce or spelling incorrectly.
by Ggggangstaa November 29, 2020
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