ass spoiler

where someone shits in another person's asshole. see also ground beef

I gave her an ass spoiler last night.

by aaron montalvo December 16, 2006

Spoiler Alert

Glenn Rhee dies in The Walking Dead Season 7 Episode 1
Thank you Negan for using your baseball bat named, Lucille on Glenn's head

Oh btw spoiler alert

by RGTube December 19, 2018

Spoiler Soiler

A "spoiler soiler" is that one dickhead that ruins those times when you tell your friend some fake-ass spoilers. They should just stick with the joke and mentally ruin your naive friend, but they just HAD to ruin the joke.

It can be even worse by replacing the fake spoiler with a real spoiler.

Steve: "Yo, Cornelius! Did you know Hodor totes bangs Jon Snow in seasons 6?!"
Cornelius: "Oh my god, really! I didn't watch it! Damn, Steve, you are a huge peeeeenis."
Lisa: "Hey, Cornelius, that didn't actually happen. Steve is just lying."
Steve: "Goddammit Lisa! Don't be such a spoiler soiler!"
*steve dies*

by whattheheckyheckisgoingrn July 2, 2018

Spoiler

I will literally spoil end game.

Captain America retires in end game, now that's a spoiler. Sorry not sorry.

by janetheevirgin May 24, 2019

Spoiler

The worst type of crime a human can commit without facing criminal charges.
Spoiling a film can and will get you shot or deprived of your dignity and or reproductive organs

Normal Human Being:
I'm trying to avoid spoilers as much as possible

Inglorious Bastard:

Have you seen the latest Avengers movie?
Iron man *********!
Normal Human Being:
*confused sounds of firearms and deprivation of reproductive organs*

by The Everything November 1, 2019

Spoiler plate

This is a custom license plate for your car which the owner decides will say or spell.

The spoiler plates on the back of that car don't make any sense at all.

by Snapdragon529 September 13, 2017

spoiler hibernation

(n) When one attempts to seclude themselves from the world in order to prevent the discovery of spoilers.

I did not see the last three episodes of that show. I'm going into "spoiler hibernation." Goodbye, world.

by Skyfree June 22, 2015