When a happy dog or cat stretches while crawling with its front feet out stretched in front and dragging its out stretched legs behind.
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personman: *proceeds to yeet*
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by Actry_ July 20, 2021
Get the Splotchy_Artistry mug.Splonck is one of the greatest friends you could ever have. He may hate humanity as a whole, but if you are lucky enough for him to like you you won't regret it.
Splonck can be intimidating at times but he is super nice, amazing, and caring although he doesn't admit it. He's absolutely amazing at beatboxing, great at chess, and loves horror as well as racccoons.
Splonck is also a great listener and is very selfless when doing so. He's also great at sleep calling and comforting people. But he won't tolerate any bs or anyone hurting the people he cares about. Which is a seldom few.
Splonck also hates physical touch. But only one person has been fortunate enough to break that.
Funny enough Splonck could pull any girl he wanted to but he's aroace. Which often leads to some ironic situations given his caring nature.
But nonetheless Splonck is a rare gem that should be loved and treasured by all.
Splonck can be intimidating at times but he is super nice, amazing, and caring although he doesn't admit it. He's absolutely amazing at beatboxing, great at chess, and loves horror as well as racccoons.
Splonck is also a great listener and is very selfless when doing so. He's also great at sleep calling and comforting people. But he won't tolerate any bs or anyone hurting the people he cares about. Which is a seldom few.
Splonck also hates physical touch. But only one person has been fortunate enough to break that.
Funny enough Splonck could pull any girl he wanted to but he's aroace. Which often leads to some ironic situations given his caring nature.
But nonetheless Splonck is a rare gem that should be loved and treasured by all.
"Wait is that Splonck the beatboxer?"
"Splonck keeps beating me in chess! He's unstoppable!"
"Splonck is such a great friend. I wished I had a friend like him"
"Splonck keeps beating me in chess! He's unstoppable!"
"Splonck is such a great friend. I wished I had a friend like him"
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