splittin the dog

when a penis is cut to make a vagina

Brandon is splittin the dog. now his name is kate.

by Brandon pen March 31, 2010

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Splitsville USA

When one bird at a restaurant wants one dish and another bird wants that dish also, and thinks another looks delightful too.

Hey Honey babeometer}, you wanna do splitsville USA?

by Gloria Todd January 12, 2004

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splitting the beard

When a female parts her vaginal lips either to piss or to have things inserted in her!

Tanya love splitting the beard when she went for a piss!!

by steven Dressel April 15, 2008

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when 2 bicurious males dabble with their sexuality by equally contributing to pay a hispanic immigrant (male) for a quick eiffel tower sesh, the equal division of payment is to ensure neither party reveals the act to anyone else and after which they take the immigrant to taco bell.

Bill - Yo Chris, you know how we've always thought about... you know...
Chris - Yeah... what about it? We said we wouldnt bring it up...
Bill - I know I know but I figured we should just settle it once and for all. So this weekend I thought we could go splittin a rick.
Chris - I don't think we have a taco bell by us though...
Bill - Damn, nevermind...

by Shavaan November 11, 2011

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