Splisher

A person who works in the washrooms at night clubs handing out cologne samples and towels for money.

The splishers in the washroom just suckered me out of $3 for a fucken paper towel.

by Brownya March 24, 2010

ass eating slasher

A very BIG GUY that lerk's in the shadows and prays that you drop your keys and bend over and takes your butt hole.

Don't go anywhere alone the ass eating slasher may strike.

by l_l_l_l_l_l_ November 28, 2017

Splashed

To drink excessively on a night out (or in..)

"duuuuude, we're totally getting splashed tonight"

by One pretty drunk chick October 20, 2008

splosher

When a girl is beyond obese, usually to the point of blocking out the sun and/or obscuring tang.

Would usually get full marks in a hogging contest.

"Normal you can see the whole garden and antelope galloping across the fields beyond, but a splosher is in the way"

by Dirty Dazzy-D July 30, 2008

hash slinging slasher

some kah nigga from spongebob

guy 1: yo im finna hash slinging slasher your bumhole nigga
guy 2: thats kinda gay cuz

by sumkahnigga April 21, 2018

slasher fucker

The word "slasher fucker" is a term formed by a surprisingly large audience of horny teenage girls on Tumblr that claim that they want to have sex with a slasher. (slashers are fictional serial killers who take the role of an antagonist in most horror movies. Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, and Freddy Krueger are some fine examples of popular slashers in the film industry)

"I would totally fuck Jason Voorhees, and I don't care what anyone has to say about it. LOL, I am such a slasher fucker."

by L0RD_IDI0T May 11, 2021

Ladder Slasher

Mikol@d2jsp did 54 MQs in 1 week. This kid gave up pussy, food, water, and sun light to do what no one else could do. Then his amazing season was stolen by a lucky nerd named dpaules, who had 70 less MQs than him.

Mikol @ jsp could have the most MQ's in a season even if he started 5 months after everyone else! He is the definition of a "Ladder Slasher"

by Njaguar@jsp November 23, 2011