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Spicy Hamster

/v/ verb:To eat a burger or similar and drip hot sauce onto your gloves without realising and then finger a girl with the gloves still on, creating the effect of a peppered rodent.

Can have a similar effect to figging
Rob: 'I was at the Bonfire Night BBQ last night and had a burger with chilli sauce, then things got steamy with Bethany and I gave her a spicy hamster without knowing. She was squealing with pleasure!'

Callum: 'Good thing she's into that kinda kinky shit like tentacles and S&M
by Vanilla Chinchilla November 21, 2010
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Shinyitis

When you feel a compulsion to acquire a new and shiny gadget. Of course you don't need it, you already have lots and lots of gadgets. But you want something new and you want it in your hands now, to turn over and admire and fondle.
The term originated on the vaping forums. Vaping is the (sometimes obsessive) utilisation of electronic cigarettes.
Examples, each and every one a genuine quote from the forums.

1) Just watch out for the "new" illness... shinyitis... early symptoms creep up on you when you see a nice new shiny bit of kit and suddenly paypal appears on your screen, you lose all control of your finger hovering over the mouse button and then spend the following days wondering why the post is so late as you pace up and down. Beware, there is no cure!

2) That looks good! And it's got the same kind of curved tube as the Picollo, which means the Kayfun should sit nicely on it... Aaarrgghhh! Mad shinyitis!

3) Shinyitis is a disease and a constant flow of shiny tube mods is the cure.

4) Ohh, no. Shinyitis, another excuse to buy a Mech mod.

5) Been vaping for 4 weeks and I am having circulation problems in my bank account......oh hang on, that's shinyitis.

6) I just ordered & am waiting for the chrome one, don't know why... like the idea of the dark chrome also... Ahhh, think I caught shinyitis.

7) Then the shinyitis starts kicking in... amazing how much more pleasure it gives you... waiting for the postie to bring your new purchase.

8) God! Shinyitis is creeping up on me. It's hand is on me shoulder......too late!

9) Shinyitis is addictive... it'll cost ya a bloody small fortune... if you catch the dreaded shinyitis.
by JonoClouds May 12, 2013
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spin artist

A person who convince you that you are guilty for their crime, mistakes, set backs, mishaps, or short comings.
Stacey was told not quit her job before she did so. Being the spin artist she is, Stacey blamed me for her not having a job.
by Taharqa October 9, 2017
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Helicopter 'spin'

A 'Helicopter Spin' is something that's performed be a nude man, usually in a shower where he would spin his cock around like a helicopter propellar. The cock would ofcourse have to be of sufficient length (+15cm). There is no point in this action, men think its fun to do.
Perry performs a Helicopter 'spin' in the shower when he's alone.
by Mother Effer Jones March 10, 2013
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spin the cousin

Spin the Cousin is a game that is played at family reunions involving red necks, hill billies, supreme white trash, and other like minded individuals. Using a swivel chair, a cousin is spun around by a close relative. When the chair stops spinning, the two cousins who end up facing one another, can then start to kiss, neck, make out, and do whatever else, that comes to mind.
Jimbo said, “It was weird going to my family reunion.” Brandon replied by saying, “Why?, was it the fact that everyone over there looked like they had Down Syndrome?” “No.”, Jimbo said. “It’s because we all got drunk and ended up playing Spin the Cousin.”
by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 3, 2018
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Bite my shiny metal ass

Bender (a character in Futurama)'s kick-ass trademark catch phrase.
by dj gs68 April 24, 2003
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Spicy jazz fart

A special fart which usually lasts 20 seconds, that gives off a very wide range of musical tones and obtains a stages of fart smells.
"I don't think I can ride bikes today. Earlier I let loose a spicy jazz fart and my ass is still sore."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010
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