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where a guy is having sex wit a woman an pulls out right when he is ready to cum jacks himself off an flings the cum off his hand all over her face.
dude i played spiderman on this C U NEXT TUESDAY last nite HAAA. She was pissed
by mecarcrazy December 21, 2008
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Spiderman

When semen hangs from the penis in such a way that it droops down and attaches itself to the inside of the leg.

Mostly occurs while urinating after sex or masturbation.
Jon - "Oh man, my dick totally did a spiderman last night"

Joe - "Shit dude, spidermans suck..."
by AyePal December 13, 2013
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An extension of the penis showing game as seen in the movie "Waiting" It is where one does a handstand while being completely naked outside of a door or around a corner in anticipation that someone will walk out and see them. The consequence for looking at their junk is 10 kicks, while calling them a homosexual for staring at your nuts.
Biz: "I'm going to get Nellis with the Spiderman"

Larry: "Do it, he's about to come out of the bathroom."

Nellis: "Ahhh, dude that's foul!"

Biz: "Why are you staring at my nuts fag?!?"
by Jizmo Beach June 18, 2010
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When a guy ejaculates while laying his dick along the inside of his wrist, pretending to be spiderman.
by DarkPhantom October 27, 2008
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The incorrect spelling of the comic book superhero Spider-Man.
A mistake make often where the hifinn is left out.
It's nerdy but it's true.
by shay42 May 07, 2005
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verb. (also "spidermanning" and "spidermanned")
to "spiderman" something, such as a slide door or slide window is to place your hand on said object, and using your friction, pull the door across.
"I cant open this slide window from the outside!"
"you need to "Spiderman" it!"
Thanks dude!

to "Spiderman" it
by Rozzary May 26, 2010
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When you jerk your turkey for a little bit, then blow a reasonable amount of man snot onto your middle, and ring fingers, bend them back and flick them forward. this works on someones face, your friends shirt that he left over last friday, or it makes perfect holiday decorations "ooh spooky!!"
whoa whats that stain on the wall?
"umm, i think we had a visit from our friendly neighborhood, Spiderman!
by Ol Danky March 27, 2009
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