When your girl is naked on her back and you put your thumb in her vagina and your index in her ass, you squeeze the No man's land and you pull it and she tries to follow with her legs and arms and she looks like a panicked spider.
by Bellieve October 15, 2018
Mom: oh my goodness, that's the biggest spider I've ever seen.
Me: *packed bags* Fuck it, I'm going to dad's house.
Me: *packed bags* Fuck it, I'm going to dad's house.
by Tank.com October 04, 2018
"All spiders can block flyers.
All spiders have some green in them.
Unless they are nifty artifact mecha-spiders.
All spiders have toughness greater than their power. Their power is at least 1.
All spiders should cost five or less. And if it's cost is five, the spider should be ridiculous. Four, really, seems like it should be market price for a solid spider, and three for a pretty good one. But definitely not more than five.
All spiders will make the cut in your sealed deck, assuming you are playing Green.
All spiders have the creature type - spider."
-jon becker
All spiders have some green in them.
Unless they are nifty artifact mecha-spiders.
All spiders have toughness greater than their power. Their power is at least 1.
All spiders should cost five or less. And if it's cost is five, the spider should be ridiculous. Four, really, seems like it should be market price for a solid spider, and three for a pretty good one. But definitely not more than five.
All spiders will make the cut in your sealed deck, assuming you are playing Green.
All spiders have the creature type - spider."
-jon becker
Whiplash Spider
by JVL -boab March 31, 2011
A contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 tubes come off of it. It is used as a funnel for beer for multiple people at a time. One person is required to hold it.
by Alex Torres January 06, 2004
by Professor Yeeticus March 11, 2019
1. An 8-legged arachnid (not an insect). Some species are venomous, such as the Black Widow, while others are not.
2. The scariest fuckin' things you will ever lay eyes on.
2. The scariest fuckin' things you will ever lay eyes on.
Hey dude, come check out this poisonous spider!
Oh, come on, I highly doubt that it's---AAH, MY EYE!!
Oh, come on, I highly doubt that it's---AAH, MY EYE!!
by kefeinberger November 24, 2014
by SpooderEl September 14, 2019