sphincter

the circular muscle in your arse;
the poo-cutter

"aww that huge crap made my sphincter hurt"

by Bronoun September 20, 2004

sphincter

possibly the coolest word in the english language
may hurt during anal penetration

omg sphincter!!!!
watch out for the sphincter, it might be hard to shit!

by Zaquie July 26, 2006

a sphincter says what

Something you say to someone quickly causing them to say "what?" and then you go "haha you said what so you're a sphincter!"

Teh example is covered above darling

by One Eyed Milkman July 10, 2004

anal sphincter

The ring around your bum hole that causes it to prolapse.

Oi Emma piss off before i shove my fist up your anal sphincter!

by highland spring April 8, 2011

Sphincter Shake

The sexual act in which one partner lays on the ground face first and proceeds to stretch their butt-cheeks apart revealing the anal cavity. Their counterpart must be a lactating woman; she squeezes her breasts into the anus, causing the nutritious milk to pour inside. The milk mixes with remaining fecal matter creating a delicious snack. She then kneels down and felches the milky shake out of the anus.

After hours of exhausting fornication, Jennifer decided she could go for a sphincter shake fresh from her lover's anus. Hopefully she doesn't wake the baby.

by BlueWaffleCHomper September 5, 2010

sphincter shy

Not being able to take a shit in front of other people. Similar to being bladder shy, only with taking a shit.

I needed to shit so bad while we were on the beach, but due to the presence of other people on the beach, I became sphincter shy.

by Collin VDG May 26, 2008

Sphincter Queef

after cumming in a girls ass she turns around and farts it on your face.

'is that my cum that just shot out of your ass and landed on my face'

'is that the reason my face has been so soft and clear lately'

'is this shit on my face or is it sphincter queef'

by big booty lezzys July 12, 2009