speedophile

Anyone who, without proof, automaticaly thinks they are better than anyone else, and can ignore speed limits, as they dont apply to them.....
Speedophile's are ususaly found crowded round the works kettle boasting about shaving a few seconds off their daily work comute, or how they managed to take a corner on two wheels....
Speedophile is a Petrol-Head who's ONLY concern is "How Fast It Goes"............They see points as prizes, and have usualy got more than one speeding conviction, but see it as an injustice, rather than a warning they are going too fast.
Thie last resting place is usualy wrapped round a tree.
There last words are usualy "Where the fuck did that come from?"
In fact, they probably use that phrase quite often.
There is a skill in driving fast, as Trained racing drivers know, but anyone can drive TOO fast... these idiots dont know the difference... they are dangerous.

Jim is a speedophile.
He only bought the latest model of that car because its 0 to 60 times are .25 seconds gaster than the last.
You can bet he will try to find out how true the figures are.

by Bwian Silver Dragon January 5, 2009

speedo

Slang for any jock, especially on the swim team, for various reasons.

"Let's piss off the speedos and put jello in the pool."

by Maddawg February 19, 2005

speedos

REaly tight pants made out of spandex/rubber which the 'professional' swimmers wear. YOung boys especially. Some, like honeypot wear them so high that if he had any pubes they'd be coming out. Some, like someone who does not wish to be named wears them so low you're scared they'll fall off.

'jesus, check mikes speedos.. they look like they're about to fall of...OH JESUS!!WEENER!!'

by Colette April 11, 2004

Speedo

Swimwear that is like briefs. It's often worn if you are on a swim team. It shows your package so if you have a baby pee pee many people will notice it.

It is bad enough that Bill is made fun of for his one inch hairless dick at 15 years old in the showers. However, the hottest girls in the school have been coming to swim meets and looking at the guys bodies. Unfortunately, one of them is a girl in which Bill has a crush on and is emberassed that his one inch hairless package gives him no bulge and everybody laughs at his baby dick in his speedo.

by Jr23115 October 8, 2013

Speedtown

Speedway, Indiana. It's just west of Indianapolis and home to the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. The school nickname is the Sparkplugs.

Hey, are you going anywhere for Spring Break?

No, I'm just going to stay here in Speedtown. With my cats...

Ohhhhh....

by Math July 18, 2005

speedcock

Most effective in an academic or work situation, speedcock begins when the victim leaves a book or jotter open and leaves it unattended. The objective is to draw as many cocks as possible on the page before the victim returns.

*Scott turns and leaves the classroom*
*Joey turns immediately, opening a random page in his notepad and speedcocking that foo'*

by Jaybhoy July 2, 2008

Speedophiles

Creepy old guys who hang around in super tight swimming trunks.

You'll find loads of wrinkly old German speedophiles in European holday camps.

by ped333 August 5, 2010